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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A fun, free way to clear up intestinal blockage is to yell "bomb" in an airport. They'll sort it out.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. If it’s cluckin it’s time for fuckin. But a chef’s gotta do what a chef's gotta do.

    By Space jamming,
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  3. If you give a man a fish - what’s in it for you?! Who are you, the free fish supplier for everyone in the world? Fuck that fish-needing man.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. I don’t know what the national bird of the USA is, but the national bird of Hair-plug-Istan must be the Bald Ego!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Quick quick hide your dick, quick quick hide you dick.

    By Space jamming,
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  6. Now there is an extreme fitness, ultra-concentrated nutrient system with whole meals that fit in a small lunch sack! Try new Body Bag (TM)!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. Rabbit season, duck season, what difference does it make? Just pick one and have sex with it, Elmer

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. Rollercoaster? I don’t even know her!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. How many hairs did you just wax off? It felt like a Brazilian

    By Donna Matrix the Dominatrix,
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  10. I think about shit everyday / spread my cheeks and shart away / I believe I can fly.

    By Penguin_Confit,
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  11. Kiss me like I'm a non-consenting princess!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Dollars to donuts was really bad investment advice.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  13. A-tisket a-tasket, let's fuck in a casket!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, “Be sure to titrate those monkeys over ten days.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Whoever said poop is all fun and games never had anal fissures.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. When you offered to tell me about your sex life “from soup to nuts,” I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Canadians are all so helpless. They should be called CAN’Tadians.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. Then, to add insult to injury, they called me a “burnt-faced babyfucker.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. It may taste great but Arnold Schwarzeneggers taint sweat is the fountain of youth

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  20. You need a positive mental attitude, and there’s no way you’ll ever get that, so I recommend you just kill yourself.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. Now that fruit roll up covered pickles are a thing maybe someone will touch my green and red penis

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  22. Monk without Shalhoub is like anal without the lube

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  23. This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by the glass of strawberry milk I had this morning

    By ImAChuckster,
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  24. If I had three arms I'd use them to eat three tubs of vanilla ice cream

    By ImAChuckster,
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  25. More like A Tale of Two Kitties, am I right?

    By ImAChuckster,
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