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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There’s nothing better to be than relentless. Although, unrelenting is pretty good too.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. Look ma! I jus bowled muh credit score: 300!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. Let's, you and me, make some outhouse origami, while we shit together & fondly remember our mommy.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Being Marxist was no fun, so now, I'm a total MAXXINISTA!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Shit me once, shame on you. Shit me twice, oh terrific... now I've got a fetish for poo.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Sadly, Batman was the COVID-19 outbreak monkey all along.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. You said that you think that we should hire a decorator. I agree: you DO think that.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. Your DUI will be tried by a jury of your beers

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. I guess "you look like a million pounds" is only a compliment in Britain

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. Dr. Frankenstein molested me when I was 9. But sure, HE'S not the monster.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. Motorcycle shoes are better than regular shoes cause they go ‘Vroom Vroom!’

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. I appreciate you sharing your political views. I’ll be sure to mail you a “Thank You” note and a pipe bomb.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. A patient accused me of improperly amputating his asscheeks, so I offered a rebuttal

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. Pinch me, I must be dreaming.... wait, don't stop - I'm close to creaming!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. Jack be nimble Jack be quick. Jack be no dull boy.

    By Facelist,
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  16. Piss responsibly

    By Fabian Flutternuts,
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  17. Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm Fat Bastard, lemme eat ya baby

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. You can't spell extraordinary without... looking it up on dictionary.com because the internet has ruined your ability to spell.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Remember the Alamo. Remember the Titans. It's 5 card stud, there ain't no buy-ins.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. This might sound tasteless, but beige gruel, it's what's for dinner.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. Did Rihanna ever find her umbrella, Ella?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Shoot for the moon, for even if you miss, at least you tried to kill that werewolf-enabling ball of bitch

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. Everybody knows you've gotta jerk off before any big court date. Also during.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. I used to be a cop on Tattooine, before I got kicked off "The Force", for using excessive "The Force"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. Is someone grating parmesan cheese or am I due for a shower?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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