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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The moister the oyster, the more boisterous the roister of the cloister.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. You can’t make this shit up. This shit was a final exam. The semester’s over. You fail.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. Forget the police - defund my bitch of an ex-wife!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Bee batter makes it better! So, honey those oats MF!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  5. Hear me out - a cat with 40 old ladies to take care of. Get back at me Mark Cuban

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. These apple-bottom jeans don’t taste like apple…

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. It’s actually an eel in my pocket, and no, he’s not happy to see anyone.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Fart sound. Fart sound. Everybody get down. Booty shake. Booty shake. It's time to hold your momma down. 

    By Old Throwidiom Discouragements,
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  9. Don't bite the hand that feeds you, bite the wiener. Dunno why but the hand gives you extra Cheerios for that

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. Is that mayonnaise on your genitals or are you insanely happy to see me?

    By Old Throwidiom Discouragements,
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  11. If it's a PERMANENT marker then why did all my pubes just wash off in the shower?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. In my country, we yell “I poop on your arms!” As a happy greeting.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. And that's how Greta Garbo died in the wood-chipper from Fargo.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. Am, Is, Are, Was, Were, CBBeen, CBBeing!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  15. HEY TOM STOPPARD, RELEASE THE PREQUEL: "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Alive!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Don't think of it as a hot car; think of it as a mobile baby sauna

    By Turtleshark,
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  17. I was dreaming when I wrote this, forgive me if I don't wear pants.

    By Old Throwidiom Discouragements,
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  18. You can fool half of the people all the time. The lower half; from the waist down.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. Don’t work hard. Work Smart, Jean.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. You can’t teach an old Bob new tricks. Try new-bob.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  21. I saw the new Fast and Furious movie and it made me shift in my pants.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  22. I tried to make my own cheese but I don’t know which part of my body to squeeze.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  23. Wipe that shit eating grin off your face because if you’re eating shit and grinning today’s probably not your day.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  24. Today I found out that not all dogs go to heaven. I know hotdog vendor on El Camino Rd. told me all of his hotdogs are made from those who travel to hell.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  25. You can change your clothes, you can change your friends, but according to state law, I guess you’re not supposed to change your friends clothes when they didn’t ask you to…

    By Shittybutthole,
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