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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I drive a Volkswagen Beetle, because it's illegal for me to punch your kids, but I do want them to be punched.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 137 views

  2. A Latino man whose children have moved out: Empty Nestor

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 180 views

  3. Let's give 'em a nip slip to talk about.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 177 views

  4. Either improve training hasn't prepared me for parenthood or Obama Bus Driver can't feed a baby.

    By Pound Foolish,
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    • 238 views

  5. Shake a baby, leave a baby.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 194 views

  6. Not all who wander are lost. For example, I myself am looking for dead bodies

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she'll carry it with her to the grave, the unfathomable weight of formless guilt. No, wait. It's makeup or something.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. He Stuck in his thumb, and pulled out a plum, and said “That’s not a plum it’s my diseased prostate!”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 200 views

  9. Fake maple syrup mascot struggles with poor self-esteem: Mrs. Butterworthless.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 178 views

  10. Can they make a Fleshlight that's ALSO a flashlight? I just wanna know I've got the right one in the dark without feeling for lips

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 148 views

  11. Sometimes I'm Illuminati but usually I'm Aluma-nice.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 195 views

  12. Oh dude, me and my uncle used to play skin tag all the time...

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 192 views

  13. It's not kombucha, I just farted in your sweet tea.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 146 views

  14. I like the temperature of my popsicles the way I like the age I was molested by Father Reid. 30.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 160 views

  15. I like my coffee like I like my men... tall and hairy-chested!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 174 views

  16. It's morphin' time! But into responsible adults with careers

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 165 views

  17. To hell in a handbasket, & to purgatory in a Pinto!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 164 views

  18. Everyone loves beans until you eat too many and become one

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. Who likes green energy? Not King Coal…

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 165 views

  20. Real talk. Genital warts. Are they really all that "cool"?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 162 views

  21. I was stripping when the dresser fell on me. Talk about a wardrobe malfunction.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Take a photo. Steal my soul. Drop your car keys in the bowl.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 194 views

  23. There a huge difference between tainting taste and tasting taint. Now pass the ketchup

    By VibeGenocide,
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    • 149 views

  24. It's a short climb to the middle if you wanna just, I don't know, hang out and shit?

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 178 views

  25. When I was a child, a sacred witch told me I’d host the last remaining podcast….

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 154 views
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