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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Daisy, I don't have a bicycle built for two, but I do have a bed for you and your best friend Gilda.

    By ianmanka,
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    • 813 views

  2. Don't touch that Dial! Use this Irish Spring instead!

    By Dan Milway,
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    • 790 views

  3. So funny I forgot to laugh, but then I remembered and now I can't stop. Someone call an ambulance I think I'm having a stroke!

    By remocallahan,
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    • 664 views

  4. Call Richard Gere. I've got a package of unwanted Rolos for him.

    By Mik9T9,
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    • 898 views

  5. For the next hour I'd like to witness to you about my personal relationship with Jesus Christ

    By EricGonzalez,
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    • 745 views

  6. Don't drink and jive kids.

    By bribooth,   
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  7. Hi Im Scott Aukerman and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By StaleMilk,
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    • 720 views

  8. Love stinks when you're married to an asshole!

    By Smashmouth,
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  9. catch phrase submission

    By Mijki,   
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  10. The finest sandwiches aren't made with artisan bread, but someone forgot to tell Whole Foods.

    By ianmanka,
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    • 826 views

  11. What's love got to do with it? Who needs a heart while my weed-whacker's broken?

    By ianmanka,
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    • 847 views

  12. Local Mom discovers secret to white teeth with this one weird tip!

    By EricGonzalez,
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    • 2492 views

  13. Wham Bam Thank You Shazam!

    By SteveHalloran,
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    • 791 views

  14. Does anyone else smell burnt toast?

    By EricGonzalez,
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    • 708 views

  15. Hello, I'm Scott Ackerman, Brian Williams has the night off, This is the Nightly News on NBC.

    By EricGonzalez,
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    • 601 views

  16. We didn't win any track and field medals but that's just because these colors don't run! U.S.A! U.S.A!

    By EricGonzalez,
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    • 667 views

  17. A Pop-Tart a day keeps the doctor away... especially if your dad is a doctor.

    By ianmanka,
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    • 876 views

  18. Never give up on your dream. Unless your dream is stupid. If you are unsure, text me.

    By bract,
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    • 1132 views

  19. Studies show that men think about sex every nipples.

    By bract,
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    • 976 views

  20. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, STOP FUCKING DOING THAT!

    By bract,
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    • 750 views

  21. The TRUE value of a man is decided by the supply and demand of the organ harvesting black market in his country.

    By bract,
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    • 641 views

  22. Good things come to those who wait until no one is looking.

    By bract,
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    • 727 views

  23. Excuse me young man, my prosthetic leg just came off; If you could hold it steady, I'll snap it into place

    By Joel Morgan,
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    • 665 views

  24. If I take the cyanide pill now, I can be dead by dinner time

    By StaleMilk,
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    • 740 views

  25. Thanks for that new catchphrase submission, justasweetguy. Just kidding, now the real catchphrase:

    By justasweetguy,   
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