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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You heard it here first, folks. Mother Goose an actual goose. Wow, my kids are never gonna believe this

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 178 views

  2. If you're happy and you know it, give it time

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 190 views

  3. Join us back here tomorrow for the Annual Brighton Beach Hot Dog Shitting Contest

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 175 views

  4. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's theft

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. Like a good neighbor, State Farm pretends not to smell all that pot you're smoking

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Listen, bud. Not all fake men eat quiche, capisce

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  7. If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, we'd all have crunchy conjunctions

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. Yeah, they don't taste like jacks , either. Why don't YOU eat what YOU like?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  9. Stay golden Ponyboy. That fucker loved his golden showers.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. "Do as thou wilt" shall be the hole of my butt

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. She said "settle in," I heard "acetylene." Maybe her house wouldn't have burned down if she spoke clearly.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. Hey hey! Ho ho! Overactive bladders have to go!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Fireworks put fires to work. Support your local fire

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  14. In the land of milk and honey, the one-eyed man is king, and if you’re lucky, on Kings day, you will be chosen to pour milk and honey into the hole in his face where his eye used to be.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. All rice is instant rice if you like it dry & crunchy

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. It's not advertised, but if you slide a $20 across the exam table the doctor WILL kiss whatever boo-boos you have

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 149 views

  17. Baby, let’s get nakey tonight!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. I didn't think the Legend of Tom Jones would involve so many Ropey Loads.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  19. This ain't an 80s rock band, it's Hugs For Plugs. Send your theme songs to the zoo.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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  20. If coffee is for closers, how do you get it out of the can in the first place?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 128 views

  21. That guy physically pushed me! But, even worse, he NON-physically pushed me!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Close the door, Snowball! Were you raised in a barnyard dystopia?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 127 views

  23. Are you really Jabba the Slut or just Huttease?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 158 views

  24. If I had a Hammer, I could really get this record company off the ground

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 139 views

  25. I may not have any shows in development, but I am lit on green

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 131 views
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