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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Do Freddy Krueger and Rip Van Winkle even have a place in today's woke society?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. *Actually* Baba O'Riley was the doctor, and Teenage Wasteland was the monster he created.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  3. *Actually* Frankenstein was the DJ, and his monster was the rapper.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  4. My mama told me, don't bother shopping around, nothing matters and we're all gonna die

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. I’m not overweight; I just have big boners.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. We need a scientific word for “turd.” I demand it, you demand it, the American people demand it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Get that affogado outta heeyah!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Permission to treat God as my hostile witness, your honor

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. If you think the skeletons in my closet are bad, just wait 'til you see the cadavers on my credenza!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. When I heard of the Dink Dink Man I had blue eyes and ten ticklable toes... How about you?

    By Pound Foolish,
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  11. Oh fuck, oh fuck, I’m gonna podcast

    By Ticklethis Cage,
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  12. This is how perverts talk.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  13. Kids these days don't know shit about handkerchiefs

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. Get ready to Wiggle!

    By TheWiggles,
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  15. Can you smell what the Crock is cooking?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. America: love it or list it. Or leave it to Beaver.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. A stitch in time saves nine minutes of hearing it from my dad about how I should’ve put that stitch in.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. I don't know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with turtle shells and banana peels

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. In wine, there is truth, you adopted ass bitch

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. If I’m lying I’m dying…in the existential sense of the word. So yes, I am lying.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. A penny for your thoughts at Denny’s after shots.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. It won’t be a stylish marriage—I have deuteranopia.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Big Brother is watching my big brother watch Big Brother Season 23.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. Look how strong I am!!!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  25. Welcome to What Goes Updog Must Come Downward Dog. Today’s yoga instructor will be Chad from Accounting.

    By ICan'tBelieveIt'sNotBetter,
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