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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Girl, are you Thanksgiving dinner? Because I'm highly enthusiastic about your rolls.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. If I can pick how I'm executed, I'd like to be sucked up by the Price Is Right showcase showdown wheel

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 148 views

  3. My sense-of-self just ejaculated on the shelf.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 186 views

  4. You hold a lot of tension in your butthole, make sure to unclench periodically.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. There's a good reason why you never heard of MC Nail.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. The overworked owl held a press conference to announce, "I'm taking my talons to South Beach!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 184 views

  7. Come on party, do the dance, everybody poop your underpants!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Praying for the victims of the Impractical Jokers tonight.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. Pictures of penis available upon request, all requests will be denied.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 162 views

  10. I'm in the biz of spraying my jizz!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 193 views

  11. Blow a Ropey Load around the Old Oak Tree.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  12. Give me liberty or give me head!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Don't bother, doctor. By the time you get here, I'll have had my apple. You feckless fool

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 150 views

  14. Tom Sizemore sighs more than Tom Hardy at Hardee's

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  15. Please rise

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. Can I still help with a jellyfish sting if it burns when I pee?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. I’m going to be on the Love Island spin-off, Glove Island, where a bunch single people wearing gloves are put on an island and just kind of play it by ear after that.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. Your mom made me Baklava for dessert last night. "Oooo La Laklava", I exclaimed, in delight.

    By delaneymitch,
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  19. Part of me knows I'd have fought harder for a better life if I'd been born with a smaller dick

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. My friend Joel put some soup in my bowl / and that was a wonderful thing / he treated me better than the man in the sweater / with the stanky-ass ding-a-ling

    By slowestjogger,
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  21. I guess my brain on drugs is a lot like a frying egg, they both happen around breakfast.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. I'm breeding a dog that's half bulldog, half Shihtzu. I'll call it... a fuckin asshole

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. Personally, I never finish any of my business. That way, I can definitely come back as a ghost after I die.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 149 views

  24. Oh, you like milk? Name 3 titties.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. I like my men the same way I like my coffee. Hot, strong, and up my asshole.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 171 views
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