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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Wait, if King Solomon is chopping these watermelons in half, then that means Gallagher must be... Uh oh

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. This is an All Gallagher Jokes, All The Time account now. Don't use this as a catchphrase

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. David's parents have three kids. Two are named Penny and Nickel. What's the third kid's name? Dime. David's dead.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. This iPod is vintage

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. Pink little nipples with brown, hairy rings / These are a few of my favorite things!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  6. I'm more than just a set of great tits, I've also got a second set of tits around the back that are just ok

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Nobody's talkin about Shit Legs Polio.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  8. Yea I’m very happy I really like bitter, dark chocolate it’s way better than ice cream

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. Put up your feet and eat some pickles

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. Jupiter saves us everyday. We don’t thank planets or the sun as much as we should.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my health care bills? Can you pay my student loan bills? Can you pay my Buffalo bills?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. After a long run, I retired from making pantyhose.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  13. It’s different when we call each other that word! Because WE ARE Nongmen.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. They got an award for people with heads so big it makes their body look like the size of a pea. They call it a Peabody Award.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. We’ll make you laugh even if you don’t want to! Scott always says he prefers non-consensual.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. Tom Hanks spanks skanks in Spanx as pranks.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  17. They call me "Minute Rice" because I'm finished in 60 seconds and sometimes people put electronic devices in me

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. I love to be satisfied, but I’m insatiable.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. Sometimes I get so horny I want to have sex.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. Oh yeah? Well, you know what ELSE isn't allowed near public schools? PRAYER. 

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. No, you asked if I CAN do you a favor. I said yes, I CAN. However, I choose not to.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. You TOLD me if I wanna be your lover, I had to get with your friends! I don't understand what you're mad about

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. Here at Snoop National Bank, we'll make sure you stay "laid back" while your money is on your mind.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. These lightbulbs are $20 a pop and, once you pop you can’t stop, so that works out to a lighting budget of… infinity.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. Therapist said to approach life like a video game, so I crushed him and used his coins to buy a new life

    By StopEatingBees,
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