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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. And they're like, it's better than yours. And I drink it up. I drink your milkshake!

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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    • 147 views

  2. Holy Studs Terkel! Angela Merkel was caught doing The Urkel!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 162 views

  3. Remember kids; you can't spell Anaconda Shave Grammy without Macho Man Randy Savage!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 360 views

  4. Though I might seem the meanest, it's because I'm small penised!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 165 views

  5. My big booty is filled with even bigger "asspirations."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 145 views

  6. Last on the call sheet, but first in our hearts.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. They call me Mr. Tibbs, nyan!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  8. Some dream of a world where dogs piss beer; Others live in a world where they drink dog piss.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 159 views

  9. Let's just say... I was in the room where it crappened.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 147 views

  10. I’ve got a booty that just won’t quit, but unfortunately it was fired.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 1 reply
    • 191 views

  11. Selling my soul as an NFT - serious inquiries only.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 160 views

  12. Your years of torture in the prison camp sound rough, but my organs are made of LEGO and I just passed a 2x6 kidney brick out my urethra.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
    • 0 replies
    • 168 views

  13. Get the shovel

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 172 views

  14. Who had two thumbs and used them as a scale on which to rate the quality of motion pictures?  Siskel and Ebert.  Who has two thumbs and is currently using them to point at his own face?  This guy!

    By CBB Presents: Butt-gina,
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  15. It's where famous people can go to not be funny, and funny people can go to not be famous!

    By CBB Presents: Butt-gina,
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    • 143 views

  16. Once you start peeing pus, then you’ll know you’re one of us!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 151 views

  17. I wasn’t born in a barn, but I was conceived in one.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Unicorn horns are horse porn and narwhal tusks are smut musk; I want classier, like a pole dancer with moose antlers.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 165 views

  19. Mary Elizabeth Mastersoftheuniversio. I Hey Nong the POWER!!!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 195 views

  20. Wrestlemania cured my varicose veinias!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 196 views

  21. 867-5309! Call this number if you or a loved one has been affected by mesothelioma.

    By Dick_Swaggin,
    • 0 replies
    • 181 views

  22. Mary Elizabeth Masterandcommanderio: The Far Side of the World. How did THIS get made?!?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 0 replies
    • 202 views

  23. Now get out there, and eat this LSAT’s ass millennial style!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 151 views

  24. It's stipulated in my will that all attendees of my funeral will be referred to as the "Insane Frown Posse".

    By Diarrhea Perlman,
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    • 207 views

  25. I'm a Lord Licorice in the streets, and a Gloppy in the sheets!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 164 views
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