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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Bring on the clowns in hand me down gowns

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. Maybe she's shorn with it... maybe it's guillotine!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 203 views

  3. I guess what I miss most about the womb is fist bumping my dad's dick

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 175 views

  4. Quit farting in the bathtub and listen up

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 168 views

  5. Hey girl, are you Spartacus? No, I AM SPARTACUS

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. AFV! It's hilarity with clarity!

    By Facelist,
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    • 192 views

  7. Leave me a note next time you poop in my toilet. Foreshadowing or not you scared the shit out of me.

    By Facelist,
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    • 170 views

  8. Everything I do…I do it for doo-doo.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. Upon entering the premises I was struck by a strong broccoli-fart smell which indicated foul play was involved.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. New rule: no more hands for soccer players. Take their hands, no more rule breaking. It’s that simple.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 165 views

  11. Please help, I'm trapped in the catchphrase factory and they won't let me out

    By BobOdentwerk,
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  12. Some call me "The Shitting Machine"/ Taking mad shits like you wouldn't believe/ I know you're probably thinking "yo his ass ain't clean"/ Take a whiff motherfucker and see what I mean.

    By CountBackwards,
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  13. I'll take "Words That End In -uttsex" for $600, Geordi

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. If I was a carpenter I'd have saved myself 500 dollars last weekend.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. The Bangles also sang about maniac Monday but the families of the murder spree victims sued so that one never got released.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. I am indebted to you Sir Visa, for thine card of plastic credit thoth enable me to purchase sustenance when the coffers are empty. Also porn.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 162 views

  17. I've heard of poisoning your room mate because he won't stop snoring in his sleep but this is ridiculous. Also this is the court case about that poisoning and I am guilty. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Have you been injured by an unwieldy catchphrase at work? You could be entitled to compensation or sweet FA. Call now to find out which it is. Spoiler alert - it's sweet FA.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 164 views

  19. Sing a song of sixpence none the richer. A pocketful of bearded barley. Kiss me.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I got big ol balls and a tiny cock

    By Sup Fuckerman,
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    • 168 views

  21. First cut is the deepest. Deep cuts are the sweetest. Cheap Cutz are why my fringe is so uneven.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 170 views

  22. If a tree falls in a forest, ya gotta make that paper

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 142 views

  23. We didn't start the lawnmower. But the grass is growin' so let's get a-mowin'

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 151 views

  24. If I make love to a Aardvark in a forest with no one around, does the Aardvark make a sound?

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  25. Dinner is ready, we're having rancid calamari again! Sorry Charlie!

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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    • 175 views
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