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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Soft ye now! The fair Ophelia…are you a nympho too?

    By TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare,
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    • 183 views

  2. As subtle as a brick through a jeweller's window

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 183 views

  3. We get it Scott and Paul. Most of these catch phrases don't make sense, to anyone. BUT THEY DON'T FUUUUCKING HAVE TO!!!

    By Facelist,
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    • 173 views

  4. Here's the scoop: I'm eatin' soup while I hula-hoop!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 201 views

  5. To jerk off or not to—that is the question.

    By TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare,
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    • 180 views

  6. Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble: something dicky this way comes.

    By TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare,
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    • 182 views

  7. Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well…sexually.

    By TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare,
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    • 186 views

  8. Give me Liberty Mutual Insurance or give me death!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 201 views

  9. All work and no play makes Jack want to take it up the ass.

    By Big Boi, Mr. Frizzle,
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    • 157 views

  10. Hey you guys wanna play stick ball!?

    By Facelist,
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    • 164 views

  11. Does anyone even drink soda anymore?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 162 views

  12. Booty is in the hands of the Buttholder.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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    • 180 views

  13. 2B or not 2B? What was my pot dealer’s apartment number again?

    By BrotherRabbit,
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    • 181 views

  14. Mt. Doom is short for Mount Me And Doo Me In The Butt

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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    • 164 views

  15. I hope you like bad bagels because I'm a bad everything bagel

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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    • 166 views

  16. My Oysters're Sweatin', Et cetera, Yeehaw

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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    • 176 views

  17. Breastfeeding may be better for the baby but at least I can stare at formula with a vacant gaze and nobody calls 911

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 173 views

  18. Man, bolt cutters don't SAY that they're dick cutters, but I guess they're a tool of many talents

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 165 views

  19. Bought an everything bagel because I wanted to see my dead dad again. He wasn't there though.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 149 views

  20. I told my daughter she wasn't hot enough to get kidnapped, but I guess she showed me.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 156 views

  21. A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? Smoking.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 168 views

  22. No one peed in my Cheerios—that’s why I’m so angry!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 190 views

  23. My name’s Rick Dick. I’m a private investigator and a jerk. You see where this is going.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 176 views

  24. I can make you thic with one C, but that’s the best I can do.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 177 views

  25. I made a Play-Doh bust of Joe Rogan, is it still non-toxic?

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 172 views
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