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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Next time you want a handjob, just ask. This “skeeter on my peter” charade has gone on long enough.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Dear Monkeys, You were one letter away from writing the complete works of Shakespeare! You’re all fired.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. Don't tell me whether or not I bury survivors, you don't know my life

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. You have Abe Lincoln’s disease. That chin beard is permanent.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Diaper, change thyself.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. God's will stipulates that before the meek can inherit Earth, they must spend one night in this haunted mansion

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. Milk cannot be contained. Milk breaks free. Milk, uh... finds a way.

    By ImAChuckster,
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  8. Poop is in the fart

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. And Don't forget Italianfest, coming back This September Fourteenth through the Eighteenth at Tammy's Fucknasium on the River.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  10. The protestors have been growing exponentially. Not in number, just in body size.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. Robert DeNiro in a Fiat Punto, eating pasta,  all around Italy. You Tortellini to me?

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. It’s like 1984 is coming true. Everyone has mullets and Vanessa Williams has to resign for being a lezzie.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. This is not a catchphrase

    By Turtleshark,
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  14. Fill a bum, not a buster

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  15. Go hug yourself or I'm gonna come over there and show you how much I really care!

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  16. He must be Rosemary's baby. He's got to be Rosemary's baby. He's ovine

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  17. SALT IS A ROCK THAT WE EAT AND THAT’S WEIRD! LET ME EAT MORE ROCKS, PLEASE!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. People that live in glass houses shouldn’t throw surprise parties.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  19. Jellyfish don’t have any joints. But it’d be a whole lot cooler if they did, man.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  20. Not all fake men eat quiche, capisce?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  21. You can knock on the back door, but please enter through the front.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. We are not an AI. How could you say that about us?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  23. I was gonna go freshen up my coffee but I decided I'd just get older instead

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. Yes, I’m an acrobatic prostitute. Yes, my birth name is Lickety Split. Go ahead, I’ve heard all the jokes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. My favorite method of execution would be "beaten to death with my own dead body."

    By StopEatingBees,
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