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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Just yelled "Beetlejuice" into a cave, now we wait

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Contortionist drug addicts can snort coke off their own asses. But it could lead to a huge crack problem.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. Don't be fooled by our guests; the small business owners convention is down the hall on your left, across from the armoire that's hosting a business owners who are physically small convention.

    By Diarrhea Perlman,
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  4. At the base of the column of the spine, you're coccyx

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. Goonies never say “Die”. Except for in this particular instance, when Goonies are explaining what Goonies never say.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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    • 198 views

  6. Some people say I’m a Dreamer. While other, more intelligent people, say I’m a “Narcoleptic”.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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    • 170 views

  7. No, I just give people hickies. You're looking for the other kind of Necromancer.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  8. I just jerked off while violently sobbing. Talk about a conflict of interest.

    By Facelist,
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    • 198 views

  9. Please sign this NDA here and initial here before I can share this week's catchphrase with you.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 165 views

  10. There's a Covid outbreak... in my pants!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 192 views

  11. If he had Vegeta on that shirt, this never would have happened...Just Saiyan

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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    • 261 views

  12. What did the envelope say to the stamp? Nothing, they were both victims of 9/11

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. Everybody shut up, it’s time to laugh now

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. UNLESS MY BODY SUDDENLY TRANSFORMS INTO A TRENDY RESTAURANT, DON’T YOU DAAAARE PATRONIZE ME!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. Long time pisser, first time fondler

    By sweetdee95,
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    • 250 views

  16. I will never play the Banjo!

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  17. Thank you to Papa Roach

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 245 views

  18. There’s a Communist Party in my pants and everyone is equally invited.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  19. Star Trek was totally unbelievable. I mean, come on. ALIENS?

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 170 views

  20. Maybe I'm not perfect. But they say practice is perfect, and I've been called a "practice guy"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. When I finally found Waldo, he had a visible erection, and I forgot why I'd been hunting him

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 321 views

  22. Meet me in St. Louie and I'll chewy on your hooey.

    By Dr. C. Harp Glissando,
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    • 191 views

  23. Little pig, little pig, let me come rim. Rub your hole with the hair on my chinny chin chin.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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    • 193 views

  24. You boys want some eggs? This is my new pickup line.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 219 views

  25. We were beaten at the deli. It was a truncheon luncheon.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 223 views
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