New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. a purple bell that is clean of nicks, scratches, or dings...

   By ieatpants, September 4, 2013
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2. If I told you that you have a beautiful body...

   By AprilFoolsRebel, September 5, 2013
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3. Any of you friendly folks move, in a little closer, and I'll meet and greet every motherfucking last one of you!.

   By SolGoldman, September 5, 2013   

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4. I went backstage at an MC Hammer concert in 1990 and..it turns out you CAN touch this if you're unchaperoned..this hacky joke brought to you by Clorox

   By Kevinpalooza, September 5, 2013
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5. Goodbye. Yes, I'm starting with that. Can you handle it? Doesn't matter.

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6. To Denver the Last Dinosaur, our world is post-apocalyptic

   By Johnny Unusual, September 5, 2013
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7. Puuut on your Aukerman, here comes Aukerman. Its soooo much Aukerman to celebraaate Aukerman.

   By Kevinpalooza, September 6, 2013
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8. No one ever pays me in BJ's

   By NicholasSchleder, September 6, 2013
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9. Mamma mia! Where's my mozzarella?!?

   By dw3000, September 6, 2013
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10. Ring around the Rosey, Pocket full of Posey... Ashes, Ashes, Parker set fire to your pants.

    By JoelMcKellar, September 9, 2013
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11. they destroyed everything i own now its my turn for revenge

    By scoops123, September 9, 2013
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12. too much bang, not enough buck

    By dalbear, September 9, 2013
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13. I'm not Scott Aukerman and this is not Comedy Bang Bang. I'm a liar and a sociopath, don't believe a goddamn word I say. This is for your own safety.

    By dalbear, September 9, 2013
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14. I'm a white man livin in a black man's trashcan.

    By SolGoldman, September 9, 2013
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15. Went to a Seal concert. It was 80 minutes of 'Kiss From A Rose' and 10 minutes of him bouncing a beachball on his nose while clapping his flappers.

    By Kevinpalooza, September 9, 2013
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16. Wouldn't it be funny if when Lindsey Buckingham sends in his next completed album for master CD pressing the engineer replaces all 12 tracks with 'Hol

    By Kevinpalooza, September 10, 2013
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17. Goodbye, nobody! Me am Scott Bizarroman and this isn't Tragedy Whimper Whimper!

    By Johnny Unusual, September 11, 2013
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18. PS - Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

    By AM Gems, September 13, 2013
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19. Grab your purses folks because

    By guicemann, September 10, 2013
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20. i hope this Facebook massage comes with a happy friending

    By scoops123, September 10, 2013
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21. post

    By greggy, September 10, 2013
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22. Good friends are worth their weight in gold.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, September 17, 2013
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23. Say hello to your mother for me.

    By DavidBagley, September 10, 2013
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24. don't touch that dial...

    By dalbear, September 11, 2013
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25. Welcome to Comedy Big Bang,

    By PaulKaspick, September 14, 2013
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