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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Dental school be like, “lol, wanna clean some teeth with me?”

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. Put the fish back and pull your pants up. This is the Lord’s house.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. Winnie the Pooh wears skinny jeans too

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. Pumpkin soup for the table, please

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. You can lead a horse to rehab, but you can’t commit it involuntarily.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Hark! From my pussy to my crack, I do sense the McRib is back!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. I don't claim you can have a better time with GlorpSchlum than without it, but why take chances. GlorpSchlorp, it works every time!  

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  8. Get yourself a binary code that can do both, get yourself a library goat that can chew toast

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  9. Its a story as old as time itself. Boy meets girl. Boy has diarrhea running down his thighs. Oh, that was just me?

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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  10. Spoiler alert: turns out Madame Bovary is just a cow's ovary.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. You always lose your life in the last place you look.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. The judge ordered that the corporation be dissolved, in concentrated nitric acid.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. The aristocracy are supposed to be polite but, in my opinion, they have bad manors.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. Pre-shredded cheese is a cancer on society. Make America Grate Again!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  15. be rootin, be tootin, but most of all be famed Russian mystic Rasputin

    By yosoyfiesta69,
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  16. the winklevoss twins make my stinky crotch twinge

    By yosoyfiesta69,
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  17. honey i shrunk the honey bunches of oats

    By yosoyfiesta69,
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  18. Don't sweat it; every escape room grand champion ruins a closed-casket funeral or two.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Oxford comma users rise up!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  20. Oh, so all of a sudden it doesn’t count as wearing pants if they’re around my ankles?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. That’s not the sound of one hand clapping; I’m just masturbating.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Pump yourself before you bump yourself.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Math and watching porn are basically the same. Either way, I'm embarrassed if someone walks in the room and sees me masturbating while I'm doing it.

    By Schadenfreude's Dead Cat,
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  24. I was going to write another juvenile catchphrase about sex, or farts, or butts. But I'm a sophisticate. So this one's all about ennui, the human condition, and my sweet, salty nuts.

    By Schadenfreude's Dead Cat,
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  25. To be or not be an influencer. That is what it’s all about baby. Now let’s do cocaine.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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