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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My compliments to the chef but the waiter is a large weirdo so I will be executing all the hostages per our agreement. Better luck next time.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  2. The booze cruise went belly up when the fish tank was used as a cup.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  3. Froggy went a food courtin’ and he dipped fries. Mmm hmm!

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  4. funky juice can make me loose but yikes these jorts are tight

    By yosoyfiesta69,
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  5. Get in loser - we’re digging graves.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. I’m fun! I’m so fun! I promise I’m fun. See, I’ll have the spicy margarita! I’m doing it!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. School’s rules make fools drool

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. If you all don’t quiet down right now, I will cancel Prom. Just try me.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. What if Oliver Twist had a Shyamalan twist and he had more the whole time?

    By yosoyfiesta69,
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  10. kiss my grits and slap my tits

    By yosoyfiesta69,
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  11. I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, why the hell am I brewing beer? I'm a hipster and I need a hobby

    By yosoyfiesta69,
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  12. I'm the TP VP and when shit goes down I'm taking over

    By yosoyfiesta69,
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  13. what's hot updog?

    By yosoyfiesta69,
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  14. Be he alive or be he dead, I’ll grind on his boner and give him head.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. The front door’s free, but the back door will cost you a fancy dinner.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. hope my second hand smoke doesn't mess with these pidgin eggs

    By jeremy wayne,
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  17. spaghetti now. Ice cream later.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. On today’s show, it’s undead funny man and line cook Hashbrown the Ghost Clown!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s good shrooms, man

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. I hate to tell tales out of school, but since we are standing outside Beverly Hills High, here’s a little story ‘bout a man named Jed:

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Technically, it was aortic valve regurgitation that led to failure, but sure, God, I guess you could say I died from "heart farts."

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  22. I wish I may, I wish I might, I wish my parents would not fight.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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  23. I may be handsome, but that doesn’t mean I know what I’m doing.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. My grandfather's tits give me amorous fits!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 150 views

  25. Kiss my guts

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 167 views
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