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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Kelsey Grammer had a one night stand with my best friend and I’m writing a book about it

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  2. I will never spit on you but you can spit on me right now

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  3. Where there's smoke, there's fire— all your friends are throwing a barbecue and you're not invited.

    By shes_a_brick_shithouse,
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    • 150 views

  4. I'll do anything Scott Aukerman tells me to do, just don't tell me to lick my poo.

    By Sheboygan 7.5, LA 1,
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  5. In the secret chamber of my heart, there I keep your oldest fart.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. When you visit the Jersey Pauly Shore, no matter how tempting it sounds: do NOT "wheeze the juice." 

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. The married couple were raising two children from a previous relationship with one another

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. "Goodnight you Princes of Maine, you Kings of Deeeeeeeeezzzzzz Nuts"

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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  9. Just thinkin bout that soup..

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. Call it whatever you want. Looks like beans to me.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. In this house we take our shoes off

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. Mistakes were made. Passive voices were used.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. Thank you for calling The Rick Astley Ice Cream Cafe, home of the World Famous "Never-Gonna-Give-You-Up-Never-Gonna-Let-You-Down-Never-Gonna-Run-Around-And-DESSERT-You!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. ...A brotherhood of man/ Imagine all the peep-holes/ sharing all the world, you

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. Radio silence? ! You don’t have a radio! You must mean streaming silence, or just silence silence.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. Well, sit on a cake and make me giggle

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. close your eyes.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. The best way to eat a sandwich is to put it in your mouth

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. ’Tis the gift to be simple, ’tis the gift to bone thy sis, ’Tis the gift to cum down on her face and tits.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Take that match to my dick like it's covered in ticks!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, starting fires makes me bust.

    By POD_OTTER,
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  22. Did you know that Louie Armstrong was actually a nickname because he played the world’s heaviest trumpet and jerked off in front of people.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. Thanks to testicular cancer, I now say "Diz nut!"

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  24. “Shakin’ tits and takin’ shits”

    By DoooDahMan,
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  25. I have a suspicion that pumpernickel, pennywhistles, and periwinkles are related but I have no proof.

    By OldSpongeWater,
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