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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Get the shovel. Now.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 173 views

  2. My name’s Scotty A and I’m here to say/it’s fun to rap in a welcoming way

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 170 views

  3. The girls are back in town

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 173 views

  4. I’ll have the hot lettuce burrito, please

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 231 views

  5. No one should have to choose between payin’ rent and pain rent.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 191 views

  6. 200 years of Buffalo: a bisontennial.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 250 views

  7. Spring, that time of year / When a young man’s fancy turns… / To masturbation.

    By Haiku Hard-On,
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    • 183 views

  8. All the leaves are brown. / I THOUGHT that food tasted weird! / ‘Splosive diarr’ea.

    By Haiku Hard-On,
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    • 199 views

  9. Though I’m middle-aged, / When I poop I grunt and stare… / Just like a baby.

    By Haiku Hard-On,
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    • 199 views

  10. My symptoms include mental confusion, non-mental confusion, and a confusion of wildebeests.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 214 views

  11. You could say we had a whirlwind romance. We met during a tornado.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 236 views

  12. I don’t usually kiss and tell, but that’s mainly because of the ball gag.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 202 views

  13. I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I do bite deez nuts, sir.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 225 views

  14. I'd much rather watch an 8 film series based on 7 bestselling books about my hairy plopper, thank you very much.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 193 views

  15. I'm just a squirrel standing in front of a nut asking it to let me try getting it.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 156 views

  16. For Sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. Will trade for prosthetic baby feet. No wheels.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 184 views

  17. Honk honk.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 173 views

  18. I'm a truck.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 175 views

  19. Hi.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 171 views

  20. Hand me that chapstick, I just need to embalm myself.

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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    • 182 views

  21. I don’t think of Bruce Springsteen as “The Boss”; but just a guy, strumming that old guitar, going over his band’s self-evaluation forms and restructuring their 3rd quarter goals on an individual basis.

    By slowestjogger,
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    • 270 views

  22. If you ever encounter a video tape in an eerie log cabin. don't play it. it could be entourage, the movie.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 217 views

  23. A lot of people think of me as the original Narnia.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 168 views

  24. Get the shovel

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 178 views

  25. I don’t understand anything anymore

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 151 views
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