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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Mere man-made microphones cannot convey my dulcet tones, so should you sense a middling melody, malign not me for fair fidelity.

    By Toogs,
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  2. All but one man died, there at Bitter Creek. And they say he ran away. Bang-banged

    By ArthurDigbySellers,
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    • 806 views

  3. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you think I was a sexist pig?

    By MikeHax,   
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  4. You smell great and I would know, i'm a racist!

    By AaronPeachtreePhillips,
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  5. You can't spell "podcast" without "a third grade education"

    By spaceball87,
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  6. Glue. [That's the catchphrase. Hopefully it will "stick."]

    By spaceball87,
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  7. I'm Scott Aukerman. I'm Scott Aukerman. I'm Scott Aukerman. I'm Scott Aukerman. I'm Scott Aukerman. Those stories whenever on some amount of minutes.

    By spaceball87,
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  8. We've upgraded our arsenal... You're now listening to Comedy Rata-tat-tat-tat! Rata-tat-tat-tat!

    By ThatCanadianGuy,
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  9. It is now time for adult swim, all children please leave the pool, areminder for the children who swim in the big pool, STAY OUT OF THE BABY POOL!

    By JoshWille,
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    • 615 views

  10. ...well, when I get to heaven, the first thing I'm gonna do is ask for some peanut butter and jelly, & just HOPE they've got some bread.

    By JoelRodriguez,
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  11. Oh my god! That Horse-nado is headed right towards us! Oh no wait that's just a carosel.

    By bengoobers,
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  12. Your tiger claw is no match for my actual tiger. (Get him, Clarence!)

    By rob_m,
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  13. This town ain't big enough for the both of us. So why not invest in a timeshare?

    By rob_m,
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  14. Here, try this...

    By DrFronz,
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  15. Megan, fix me a fishwich!

    By ICMexican,
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  16. Your E-Harmony results came back from the lab. You are AIDS positive, babykins.

    By TheSmallMan,
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  17. HALT! 'tis the hour of the mallet.

    By Lasse.Soeholm,
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  18. Hold on let me find that catchphrase. I know its around here somewhere. Did I leave it at home? Aw screw it. Live from NY It's Saturnight day live!!

    By DWillStoneberg,
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  19. Take my wife... BEES! Now murder my wife, bees. The perfect crime.

    By AaronPeachtreePhillips,
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  20. Dude let's slam dunk

    By guicemann,
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  21. I've eaten a banana so many days in a row it's not even sexual anymore.

    By Flynn's Jean Jacket,
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  22. Comedy Bang Bang - get more bang bang for your buck buck.

    By Xebulon,
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  23. My wife finally let me get to first base, by hitting me with a pitch in our co-ed softball league.

    By Hot - Slunch,
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    • 689 views

  24. We won’t validate your parking, but we will validate your taste

    By rpnicholl,
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    • 800 views

  25. Picking up where The Banger Sisters left off

    By rpnicholl,
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    • 728 views
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