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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If God wanted you to walk more than you shoot lightning out of your fingertips then he'd have given you ten legs and only two fingers, dummy.

    By BuckDillonous,
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  2. Sure, we could have waited in line like everyone else but we're famous podcasters so we flew our plane to the front of the line.

    By BuckDillonous,
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  3. With a name like Shock Tarts you'd think they'd electrocute the inside of your mouth but nope, they're just sour.

    By BuckDillonous,
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  4. The only news source I trust is my grandma.

    By BuckDillonous,
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  5. Bust out your mitts baseball fans, its time to catch phrase!

    By DZanch,
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  6. Can Billy Bob Thornton ski? Asking for a friend.

    By holty,
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  7. CBB catch phrase

    By DanO'Neil,   
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  8. If you pay top dollar, and then bet your bottom dollar, all you're left with is middle dollars

    By heavenchai,
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  9. Mmm Mmm mmm, I love that house of pies

    By kindlerslist,
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  10. I've been texting your dad daily, and wow, he has some hard opinions

    By kennygray,
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  11. All That Glitters is Gold

    By onomatomaniac,
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  12. Richard Pryor? The King of Comedy? Not if me and this ventriloquist dummy have anything to say about it.

    By CPiz,
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  13. Get ready to sink your teeth into the West Coast's answer to the Big Apple. That's right! Chula Vista's Famous Macaroons!

    By CPiz,
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  14. Normally I wouldn't approve of this sort of language but today I don't give a cunting mother fuck.

    By BuckDillonous,
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  15. Who loves ya baby Jane, you ignorant slut?

    By MikeSpano,
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  16. When in Rome wasn't built in a day!

    By The Nate Mullin Program,
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  17. Damn these kids and their toys! I only moved in for the free cable but, I....AM.....OUTTA HERE!

    By JasonGibson,   
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  18. If the book of Genesis has taught us anything, it's that Peter Gabriel is replaceable.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  19. Look up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a cloud, it's a moon, it's a watermelon, it's a couple of pages torn out of a book.

    By BuckDillonous,
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  20. The hit song Sister Christian was written about my dad's slutty ex girlfriend Nina. Comedy Bang Bang.

    By BuckDillonous,
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  21. spanked child, foie gras, power without pity; i'm listing the foibles of the rich and the shitty. this is jam rock. this is jam rock.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Screw you, corporate America!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  23. A journey of a thousand miles begins with two steps.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. Some people like to bury their nose in a good book. For others, it's a prostitute's asshole. But for those of you that are still undecided ...

    By CPiz,
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  25. If you ever want to spice up your Monopoly game, just throw some Magic: The Gathering cards in there!

    By Johnny Unusual,
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