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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Is this Mick Jagger which I see before me?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 184 views

  2. The priest was feeling a little Randy and a little Billy, so he was arrested.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 171 views

  3. I’m a white man, and I’m a fucking asshole! Why was I allowed to end up like this?! It’s reverse discrimination!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 169 views

  4. You don’t gotta be at a bowling alley to polish your balls in front of strangers.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 160 views

  5. Here come the laughs

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 215 views

  6. Don't be a clinger, just stay Jamie Farr away from me.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  7. The irony of the phrase “online pornography” is if you google “online pornography” you won’t find any online pornography.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. If you’re horny I’d recommend searching “sexy sexy sex and all kinds of genitals all over and they’re a nice size and hot and doing it really good and fast with lots of orgasms for all the people naked in the bed”.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 157 views

  9. All this snot poppin is not proper and Scott Auckerman's not stoppin man.

    By Moist-Def N. Attley,
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    • 233 views

  10. 2021, you're drunk - you took Daft Punk and a horny French skunk.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 168 views

  11. The Incredible Hulk has quite the online presence - always Hulk Smashing that like button.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 164 views

  12. Nobody hates cancel culture more than paid subscription websites

    By Nickname's Expert,
    • 2 replies
    • 340 views

  13. Darth Bader Ginsburg could be something

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 165 views

  14. I threw up on my penis, it’s not that kind of show.

    By Welshcorgivision,
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    • 163 views

  15. Don't you get it?! There are no rules when you're filled with loose stools!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 183 views

  16. The bad man took my dad’s van

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 163 views

  17. It's not a good idea to go for a cold one at Cheers, if you entered the witness protection program.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 234 views

  18. Patience is a thief’s best friend

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 181 views

  19. Sadly, Michael C. Hall died after becoming trapped in the Michael C. Hall of Mirrors.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 202 views

  20. ...and that's when Huey Lewis realized they had been the Fake News all along.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 251 views

  21. I'm just a regular guy who likes his corn creamed, his potatoes mashed, and his boy choirs castrated.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 183 views

  22. I’m gonna hurl

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 199 views

  23. A flux capacitor may be able to bring you back to 1985, but can it bring back that lovin’ feelin’ in the butt?

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 180 views

  24. Denial ain't just when you don't want to admit something, it's also a river in Egypt

    By Andy,
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    • 155 views

  25. A penny saved is a penny, nerd.

    By NotMetric,
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    • 160 views
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