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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Please give me a job. I’ll clean the toilets with my bare hands. You can watch. Anything.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 170 views

  2. The sun and moon are Paul Bunyan’s nipples / the Earth slowly motorboats.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 186 views

  3. They say you are what you eat, so call me an ass

    By Laura_made_me_submit_these,
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    • 208 views

  4. Laughter, wipeout, drums, guitar. The 4 basic elements of life.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 184 views

  5. Slow down dads and grads, March is the month for snakes and shakes.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 190 views

  6. Is that a pocket full of posies, or are you just happy to ring my rosie?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 200 views

  7. Free Barabbas! *with every purchase of $20 or more.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 207 views

  8. I may be naked but I would hesitate to call this skinny dipping.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 210 views

  9. Come on me, bro. I mean come at me! I meant come at me, bro!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 255 views

  10. New rule: robots can only be the size of American girl dolls.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. The boy is cursed—dicks too big—could make a tripod with that third lig. Got him a wife—couldn’t be finer—only problem, got a tiny verginer.

    By LoraxPCT2012,
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    • 334 views

  12. My pronouns are me, mine, and gimme gimme gimme!

    By Nihaobeaches,
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  13. Don't take "no" for an answer. Unless the question is "Are you banging my mom?" In that case "no" is juuuust fine.

    By PostFartumDepression,
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  14. The quickest way to my heart is thru my asshole

    By Nihaobeaches,
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  15. Mirror mirror on the wall. hung too high to see my balls

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  16. As I was being loaded into the back of the police car with my pants around my ankles, I realized I had misunderstood the concept of a flash mob.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 268 views

  17. What do door bells, taco bells, liberty bells and hells bells have in common? They're all mentioned in this catchphrase.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 250 views

  18. If at first you don't succeed, try, try a gun

    By Obi-wan_keblowme,
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  19. If you thought 2020 was dark, wait 'til you see this mole.

    By Crag, James Crag,
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    • 226 views

  20. There once was a man from Nantucket. He owned a bed and breakfast. He was kind of an uptight jerk.

    By jimmybc,
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  21. There once was a man from Nantucket - actually just outside Nantucket and I think it may have been twice.

    By jimmybc,
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    • 316 views

  22. There once was a man from Nantucket, whose penis was so large that it gave him an extra boost of confidence throughout the day

    By jimmybc,
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    • 319 views

  23. I've been cravin' some ravin' and braising these raisins. And also longing for human company which is annoying cause that doesn't rhyme at all.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 215 views

  24. Matchmaker matchmaker make me a match. Find me a find. Snatch me some snatch.

    By Boob Seger,
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    • 336 views

  25. That's what she said on the seashore.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 1 reply
    • 408 views
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