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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Get thee to a Cold Stone Creamery. Purchase a "liketh," procure another free!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  2. When I got here I had only the clothes on my back. My front was completely naked.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. Tootybut2Dbutt, times up!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 232 views

  4. Send in the dental hygienist, but Iā€™d rather have a gentle high dentist.

    By Jotch-Itch,
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    • 78 views

  5. From ashes to ashes, from dust to dust. Youā€™ll rise again, in this I thrust.

    By Boob Seger,
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  6. Thanks to our new sponsor, XCube. If they donā€™t have XCube, say ā€œX Cubes me?!ā€

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. I like big butts and I cannot lie. She likes big butts and she cannot tell the truth. You can only ask us 1 question to determine which door leaves this labyrinth

    By TomLumPerson,
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    • 230 views

  8. Brunhilda brainlessly buys boatloads of B-gradeĀ brine by the brackish bayside.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. If you think whiskey dick is bad then youā€™ve never dealt with guac cock.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 202 views

  10. Gangnam Style in my anus; Dang them piles, swole and venous.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  11. Can I have some sugarcubes? Iā€™m a real bjƶrk dork.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. Ding dong: itā€™s me. Your worst nightmare in a dress.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Cumberbatch? Hardly know 'er batch

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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  14. We live in a society full of Jokers, So letā€™s put a smile on that face of yours.

    By GarethTheeOrangutan,
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  15. "Self-imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness" -me, plagiarizing Oscar Wilde plagiarizing Colton, who still owes me $20.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  16. David Koresh stole my vaginal mesh!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Leggo her Eggo, she's six months pregnant and eating for two

    By Fancy Pants Vance,
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  18. Imagine if Pop Rocks had the same, in and out effect just as spicy food does. tickles! tickles!

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 195 views

  19. Squeeze me, juice me, grind me up, & sluice me!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Every oneā€wiper is really a zero-wiper if you had more confidence.

    By Penguin_Confit,
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    • 177 views

  21. Letā€™s change Texas to Sexas and send all the perverts there to fuck in the dust.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 175 views

  22. Donā€™t forget to wash your wiener.

    By Boob Seger,
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  23. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting me to smell his finger.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 173 views

  24. This is not a test of the emergency podcast system.

    By TheRubTugChugger,
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  25. If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, how many hands are worth a bush? Like, four? I've never been good at math.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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