New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. My girlfriend wondered why the cat ran away when she looked at it, I said "Well what d'ya expect baby doll, it seen a dog!" *ba dum dish*

   By 5318008, January 25, 2014
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2. I thought I had a great idea for a catchphrase here, but when I saw it typed out it just didn't work.

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3. Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner is a filthy, filthy place.

   By FrancisRizzo3, January 27, 2014
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4. I'm going to charge people to get their hair cut by me!

   By travisdunsmuir, January 28, 2014
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5. I've got mood poisoning from listening to Salmonella Fitzgerald.

   By benstocksays, January 27, 2014
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6. Kulap, would you make me the happiest man in the world? There's some organs and other body parts in the basement...(cont'd)

   By Skeevins, January 27, 2014
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7. I thought my friend was offering me queso dip, but it turns out my name is Queso and he was calling me a dip.

   By mwn, December 28, 2014   

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8. Back off Sir Lancelot...

   By Ticholas, January 28, 2014
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9. I thought I told you...

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10. Go wash yourself!

    By allenpwilliams, January 28, 2014
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11. Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Die Hard With a Vengeance, Live Free or Die Hard, A Good Day to Die Hard! How is this guy still alive?

    By capfly, January 29, 2014   

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12. When I'm not raidin' panties in the Girls' sorority, I'm chillin'; bustin' chops like a Kosher Food Authority.

    By KrangkaDelic, January 29, 2014
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13. Exxon Valdez Nuts!

    By travisdunsmuir, January 29, 2014
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14. A Catchphrase Limmerick

    By ethancushing, January 30, 2014
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15. Choking on a candy corn is a sad way to go. Rest in peace Gram-Gram.

    By TheSmallMan, January 30, 2014
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16. Customs took my Cubans but let me keep my pirated copy of Fatal Attraction. Glenn Close, but no cigars.

    By MattCameron, January 30, 2014
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17. I'm an organ donor.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, January 30, 2014
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18. Hello. May I have your attention please...

    By ninjamincho, January 30, 2014
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19. How is Horrible Lori's horoscope, Rory Scovel?

    By TheSmallMan, January 30, 2014
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20. God never opens a window without farting some stinky farts first.

    By Skeevins, January 30, 2014
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21. If Mr. Phipps Pretzel Chips never existed then what the hell is all this non-figurative blood doing on my hands? I think I murdered papa. Sad face, fo

    By Kevinpalooza, January 31, 2014
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22. What's up?

    By tompaste, February 10, 2014   

    • catchphrase
    • suggestion
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23. We'll always have Paris...

    By AprilFoolsRebel, January 31, 2014
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24. it's Scott free

    By BrianJordan, January 31, 2014
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25. You know...

    By Kevinpalooza, January 31, 2014
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