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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Like, I become medically ill if I don’t “gram” my meal before eating it.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Shave your taint, gov'nor? Two bits!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. Scoliosis is when you have a crooked spine. Michael Imperioliosis is when you're crooked AND spineless.

    By AuntFlovid19,
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  4. There's no EA in Tim

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  5. Fie on you, verminous peasants! And may the old gods be my witness: ye shall perish by my blade, lest you smash those LIKE and SUBSCRIBE buttons!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Moo moo, daddy... I'm a horny cow who wants to swallow your cud all night long!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. You better get all of this stuff out of here like the captain said, I'm gonna go pinch a loaf, when I come back, all this is gone, alright?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. What noise is this? Give me my long sword, ho!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. It’s leather, Daddy

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. We’ve been best friends since we were four. Eat. The. Ham. Burger. Out. Of. The. Bowl.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. Eat it like a dog!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. Rocket Man has just entered the MCU

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Cheese cake with extra queso, please

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. DICKS.com is NOT what I thought it’d be!

    By Kevllis,
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  15. Birds of a feather flock together. I guess that’s why this Ornithological Society meeting’s such a shit show.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. My editor calls it “drinking at work,” but I call it Prosé

    By Tanner Bananerhammock,
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  17. Huh. I thought a 'super-laxative' was going to do something else, I guess.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  18. I gave a standing ovation when your splendid oration spurred my ejaculation.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. I'm just thinking out loud here, but what if the microwave is right and I DON'T have to collect my toenails in a dollhouse elevator to appease ANYBODY, let alone some marmoset somewhere? Well, better safe than sorry.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  20. Please don't wear underpants over your overpants while you're here. Our culture considers that extremely, extremely offensively dumb.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  21. I'm a philosophy professor, and sometimes after working with abstruse concepts all day, we go out for drinks. Man, some of those concepts can fucking chug.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  22. Beige suede ninjas, who's in?

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  23. Americans don’t like bullies. Nuh uh.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. You can’t spell Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch without a degree in Welsh language studies.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. You can’t spell. Educate yourself.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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