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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. St Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland in my mom's 2002 Pontiac Montana.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  2. One if by stink, two if by pink and voila, the British are cumming.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. I say "Welcome to", I say "Comedy Bang Bang"

    By SportsFoe,
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  4. If Yoda did a yolo would Chewie go solo?

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  5. Get the shovel. We’re digging tonight.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  6. My lips are sealed, with boogers that is

    By KraytDragonBorn,   
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  7. If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it fall- did it crush my cat kody?

    By Kevllis,
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  8. The name’s Bond - Scott Aukerman.

    By GarethTheeOrangutan,
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  9. Those flip flops are just half crocs

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  10. Cruising down the road trying to loosen my load but it’s hard with two hands on the wheel.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  11. I like it when cats and dogs are friends

    By Turtleshark,
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  12. Putting the “come” in “comedy” one bang at a time.

    By GarethTheeOrangutan,
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  13. It’s two in the pink one in the stink, but the pink and the stink aren’t what you think.

    By Poop in a pear tree,
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  14. Ooooooo beef cheddar, girl

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. I’ve been having really good shits since I started eating more moral fiber.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. "Choose one," I said, removing the lid. "Choose one, or they all die."

    By Butt Barf,
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  17. #condonethetrombone

    By voichicoski,
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  18. You don't see a lot of fat vampires.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. i think therefore i am with stupid 

    By voichicoski,
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  20. What about a really long catchphrase. Something like "to be or not to be, that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to podcast or to podcast listen, and by listening preserve the podcast" is that good? Long enough? There's still room for anothe

    By LesterPipps,
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  21. garfield might hate mondays and love lasagna but i hate lasagna and love mondays so screw you, garfield!

    By voichicoski,
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  22. How dare you?! Wait, that doesn’t sound right. Should it be ‘how do you dare?’

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. I was following the pack, all swallowed in their coats with scarves of red tied 'round their throats, and then I realized I was way off course. I was supposed to be in Bermuda but I guess I followed so long we ended up in Antarctica and it's too cold

    By LesterPipps,
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  24. Milk, Milk, Lemonade. Round the corner...that's one nasty Arnold Palmer.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  25. Sing a song of sex-pants; they're crotch-less and they're rubber.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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