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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Statistics say, that by the end of this podcast 37 of our listeners will have been diagnosed with Mud Butt. Only with your help can we find a cure.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  2. If it took a half chicken a half day to lay half an egg, how long would it take a one-legged grasshopper to kick all the seeds off a dill pickle?

    By HotSaucerman,
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  3. I've heard of ham hocks, but Jan Hooks?!

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  4. No I'm not your husband,

    By PaulKaspick,
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  5. Even with all these diseases coursing through my veins,

    By PaulKaspick,
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  6. If I could be a sandwich,

    By PaulKaspick,
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  7. Juicy Fruit has never moved me...but that Fruit Stripe zebra has always given me the mega vapors.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  8. It's not 'show friends', it's 'show BUSINESS'...it's also not my birthday Officer, so I don’t know why you’re wearing that party hat & shoving birth..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  9. By definition, ANYTHING can be underwear...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  10. Woe betide he who vexes Orlando Bloom before his morning coffee. The dark one must be caffeinated.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  11. Well-behaved women rarely get murdered by the Kennedy's.

    By Colt,
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  12. Did you see that dunk Spud Webb just threw down?! Now that was one tasty potato!

    By Jonsnizzle44,
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  13. Listen. I'm a terrible mime.

    By Erudite crudite,
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  14. My only regret is that I have...

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  15. I'm having a Big Mac Attack! No wait...sorry...regular heart attack.

    By Joe Lerini,
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  16. Where I grew up...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  17. Those opposed to this catchphrase...

    By IBIZABAR,   
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  18. A co-worker recently said to me: "Surely, you must be excited be for the weekend." I said "I am. And thanks for referring to me by my real name...

    By Colt,
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  19. I'm looking forward to 2017 when Morrissey, Quentin Tarantino and Susan Boyle finally merge into a triple-threat megabeast. I'm saying the three of..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  20. Marsha Warfield-approved.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  21. They say there's more than one way to skin a cat, but what if he changes his name to Yusuf Islam?

    By VajayjayLeno,   
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  22. If 69 is simultaneous oral sex, then 96 is two brothers sharing a bed.

    By GavinDillinger,   
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  23. My only crimes are loving too much and desecration of a corpse.

    By VajayjayLeno,   
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  24. Don't think of them as homeless people.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  25. Why do men have nipples?... so I can nibble them of course.

    By Urethra-Franklin,   
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