New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. If you can't see the forest for the trees...

   By Bob's Kitchen, March 5, 2014
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2. Holy guacamole, there's guacamole in my holey!

   By Urethra-Franklin, March 5, 2014   

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3. I don't date hockey players anymore, they were always trying to stick it in my five-hole.

   By Urethra-Franklin, March 5, 2014   

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4. I saw the smallest hat today!

   By travisdunsmuir, March 5, 2014
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5. I left my heart in San Francisco, but my kidneys are on a flight to Mazatlan.

   By Bob's Kitchen, March 5, 2014
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6. I've been in quite a few long distance relationships.

   By AprilFoolsRebel, March 5, 2014
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7. I hate to be a party pooper, but uncontrollable bowel syndrome is no joke.

   By Colt, March 5, 2014
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8. Love is in the air...

   By jaymanthegreat, March 5, 2014
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9. Today...we use our inside voices. Tomorrow, we we raise hell and bake swordfishes for pop-pop.

   By Kevinpalooza, March 5, 2014
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10. The Internet is Where I Store My Ones & Zeroes

    By OrigamiMami, March 5, 2014
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11. The grass is always greener on the side of the lawn that you constantly paint green.

    By Sorry_Bubastis, March 6, 2014
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12. When it comes to allergies, I truly regret my puffy beeness

    By AdamJGoldberg, March 7, 2014
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13. Pro wrestling, bay-bayyy!!

    By Kevinpalooza, March 6, 2014
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14. We all know Dr. Dre's a great rapper, but how good is he at open-heart surgery?

    By Colt, March 6, 2014
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15. Boy, this catchphrase is a real clunker. Stink-arooni.

    By Kevinpalooza, March 6, 2014
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16. The moustache is nature's sneeze guard.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, March 24, 2014
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17. Putting the Comedy Bang Bang in Comedy Bang Bang...

    By jaymanthegreat, March 6, 2014
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18. Why down, cool cat?

    By Kat, March 7, 2014
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19. Never judge a book by its cover, unless you are judging the Book Cover Awards.

    By Brian Darke, March 7, 2014
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20. Murphy's Law states that Pavlov's dog better stop barking or he's gonna meet Chekhov's gun.

    By Bernard_Shakey, March 7, 2014
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21. I like to focus on the joy in life.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, March 7, 2014
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22. If you were expecting Calm Edie's Bong Bash, don' t blame me, blame that darn "auto-correct"!

    By GregoryGWelshJr., March 9, 2014
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23. I'm sure it's delicious, I just don't want any Martin Mulled wine.

    By VajayjayLeno, March 8, 2014   

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24. Get ready for roughly 90 minutes of nonsense!

    By Kevinpalooza, March 9, 2014
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25. Somewhere a tough guy and a nerd is bonding over their ornamental catanas.

    By EndreBråthen, March 9, 2014
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