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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Call 1-800-Steamer to make your home cleaner, just don't do so in Cleveland

    By MrsHopewell,
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  2. call him the Key-lime Pied-Piper, on account of those privileged pools of humour he garners by the roadside

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Call in the cheeseburger brigade! And bring forth the bacon squadron for support! The time for lunch hath come!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  4. Call it “Urine-Us” or call it “Your-Anus;” there’s no way out of THIS astrological potty joke.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Call it a hunch, but I think Satan had a hand in the formation of Huey Lewis and the News

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  6. Call it a hunch, but I'm pretty sure the medical term is spinal stenosis.

    By BrendanFranklin,
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  7. Call it whatever you want. Looks like beans to me.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. Call me ‘Bats’ like the Joker does to Batman. Ok now hit me in the head with a bat while singing a Bat Midler song. Ok now wake up because you’re..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  9. Call me "crazy" like my name was Tom Cruise but I go to Huey Lewis for all of my news

    By RunDemCheeks,
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  10. Call me "crazy" like my name was Tom Cruise...

    By RunDemCheeks,
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  11. Call me "Late to Dinner", but don't call me anything else! I'm hungry, just not quite yet!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  12. Call me a cannibal, call me a sinner, just don't call me late for dinner

    By LooseCheeksGasLeaks,
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  13. Call me a conspiracy theorist but I’ve been putting soap in my hair and shampoo on my skin for years a not a god-damn person has noticed.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. Call me a convenience-store theorist but 7/11 is an inside job.

    By Seanpatrickdelaney,
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  15. Call me a crazy lunatic, but I prefer when politicians kiss hands and shake babies.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  16. Call me a deadbeat. Call me a loser. Just don’t call me late on your period.

    By thedevilwentdownongeorgia,
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  17. Call me a grifter, call me a drifter. Just don't call me Adolf Hitler's sister.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  18. Call me a healthy cat cause this feline is feeling fine!

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  19. Call me a hungry hungry hippo because I just love gobbling up as many little white balls as I can.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. Call me a liar's pants cuz I am on fire

    By Turtleshark,
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  21. Call me a Quentin Tarantino film because Samuel L. Jackson is always in me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Call me a rock god.

    By TheLawnWrangler,
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  23. Call me a romantic but the left ventricle will always have a special place in my heart.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. Call me a scythe because I go against the grain

    By SegaShines,
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  25. Call me a self-absorbed monster, but when 9/11 happened it immediately reminded me of that time I fell down at Pizza Hut when I was 12.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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