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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I've always been ovely asexual, but I have developed some groping mechanisms.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  2. I xeriscape, I conserve water. I'm a bartender, I can serve water.

    By Fancy Pants Vance,
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  3. The greatest thing you could ever do in your entire life is to be or do the best thing that there is, whether it's really large or really good, or just important. Entire life.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  4. ¡Bienvenidos al podcast donde hablamos sobre el teatro y los terribles sucesos! ¡Esto es Tragedia Golpe Golpe!

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  5. Tonight on The Big Picture, we examine the perilous state of the modern world: looming environmental catastrophe, the advent of fascism, the utter lack of shared truths & values. But first on our program, we take a look at frenzied, sweaty fucking.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  6. She's my step-sister AND my step-daughter!!

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  7. Welcome to Call Backs, the game show where we connect earlier succesful jokes to anything else at all!!

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  8. It's like prop comedy for your ears.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  9. Ding dong - it’s your mom

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. Sugar sugar dip the booger

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. Heavily monitored for your own safety

    By Kevllis,
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  12. You’ll never catch me

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Wanna see my collection of Steve Martin Shorts?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. I don’t want to fight about macaroni and cheese anymore

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. Reach for your dreams to make them cum poo.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. For Christ's sake, can you please pass these loaves of bread out to the crowd? He'd sure appreciate it

    By Turtleshark,
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  17. I wish I could tell you what my favorite Val Kilmer movie is, but I can't because it's top secret

    By Turtleshark,
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  18. I said I enjoy the COMPANY of others, not their CUM & PEE!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. If I'm to be kept indoors like a common house pet, I should at least be allowed to sniff wherever I like

    By Turtleshark,
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  20. Riddles, questions, confrontations

    By Names are for cowards,   
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  21. I want to do something that really makes a difference in the world. Like, pollute an aquifer with permanent chemical toxins.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. There are many aspects to aging. Like, ass specks.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. You are doing an amazing job. In that, I am amazed that anyone could be so incompetent.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. Plop plop, fizz fizz, both of my ears are filled with jizz.

    By Butt Barf,
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  25. Ohhh, I thought you were going to say the earth is FLATUENT. That would actually make more sense

    By Turtleshark,
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