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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Breastfeeding may be better for the baby but at least I can stare at formula with a vacant gaze and nobody calls 911

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. My Oysters're Sweatin', Et cetera, Yeehaw

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  3. I hope you like bad bagels because I'm a bad everything bagel

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  4. Mt. Doom is short for Mount Me And Doo Me In The Butt

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  5. 2B or not 2B? What was my pot dealer’s apartment number again?

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  6. Booty is in the hands of the Buttholder.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  7. Does anyone even drink soda anymore?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. The dish ran away with the spoon. Good to find out she's a whore before our wedding date, but it still hurts.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. "Happiness is ice cream, and that's all I will say"

    By Facelist,
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  10. We get it Scott and Paul. Most of these catch phrases don't make sense, to anyone. BUT THEY DON'T FUUUUCKING HAVE TO!!!

    By Facelist,
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  11. My body is a Wonderland, now make like Alice

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 1 reply
    • 226 views

  12. Hey you guys wanna play stick ball!?

    By Facelist,
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  13. All work and no play makes Jack want to take it up the ass.

    By Big Boi, Mr. Frizzle,
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  14. Give me Liberty Mutual Insurance or give me death!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well…sexually.

    By TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare,
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  16. Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble: something dicky this way comes.

    By TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare,
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  17. To jerk off or not to—that is the question.

    By TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare,
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  18. Here's the scoop: I'm eatin' soup while I hula-hoop!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 201 views

  19. As subtle as a brick through a jeweller's window

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. Soft ye now! The fair Ophelia…are you a nympho too?

    By TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare,
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  21. But soft! That ain’t light breaking through yonder window; that’s a burglar!

    By TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare,
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  22. In the mood for cheap meat, but we're all out of bologna and I was castrated in a farming accident.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  23. The Mask, but it's just Jim Carrey hallucinating his own cartoon antics while being genuinely shot

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. I'm so powerful that people have started calling me "The Klondike Bar" - because there's nothing you wouldn't do for me.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. Who else can say they've given Bono Vox his Mono Vax?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 140 views
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