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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Alexa, order more hemorrhoid cream.

    By Shittybutthole,
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    • 223 views

  2. Well you can’t win ‘em all. In fact, in your case, you can’t win any of ‘em.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 157 views

  3. Thanks to our new sponsor, Hall’s menthol Lapkus

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 161 views

  4. Three words: Bram... Stoker's... Wait for it... Chocula

    By Turtleshark,
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  5. We are mere Shit on the shoe of N’dugu

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. Even Jesus Christ himself couldn't resist an occasional bowl of buttered popcorn

    By Turtleshark,
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  7. It's raining, it's pouring, this catchphrase is boring

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 173 views

  8. Babe in the country, pig in the city.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 231 views

  9. Catch you later, Alligator. In a while, other Alligator.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 244 views

  10. Get out of my car, and into my cream.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 258 views

  11. I ï»żwill show you fear in a handful of dust, now show me that rockin' bustï»żï»żï»ż.ï»ż

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 250 views

  12. Euripides’ Shorts? How about Euripideez nuts.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 277 views

  13. Like a slippery fish thrown against a lubed up wall of ice... I don't think this ones gonna stick

    By Future’sMD,
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    • 138 views

  14. ME SO HORNYYYYY!!!! But me so fiscally responsible, as well.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 172 views

  15. Wham, bam, ad nauseam

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 177 views

  16. My dear, for gerbils in the rear, you must call Richard Gere!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 176 views

  17. Incarcerated people are mistreated in 25 different states, and also 25 states that are the exact same.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 155 views

  18. Welcome to the jungle we've got sexual games

    By Areola Jones,
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  19. Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining UNLESS we’re in Detroit. Then I can call these boots my “Detroit Pissed-ins.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 176 views

  20. I'm down to clown and on it like an Easter bonnet.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. I've got a head for business, and a body for sin--except my butt; it's for sitting and pooping.

    By cabinboy2000,
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  22. Show me the place where two butts meet and I’ll show you my boner.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 167 views

  23. I couldn’t find my own ass with a flashlight; that’s what my proctologist is for.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 202 views

  24. Where’s your ass at, you asshat?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 184 views

  25. You misread the poster, ma'am. The star of this concert is Mad Donna. Don't even ask for a refund, it'll just make her madder

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 175 views
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