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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm a little teapot, short and stout, tip me over and comedy comes out.

    By Daddydrank,
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  2. old podcasts were scaffolding once, and workmen whistling

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. I'm the boss, this is champagne, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

    By Dystopika,
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  4. ...again, just head on over to Lamps dot com, click on the microphone and enter the code "Bang Bang," and I'll see you never at the ghost office!

    By NicholasUtke,   
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  5. That's b-a-n-a-n-a-s dot com, for better-fitting men's bananas!

    By NicholasUtke,   
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  6. You call that an ape? This game of Pictionary is OVER, Nana!!

    By 5318008,   
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  7. I'm sorry I forgot my Diners Club card, could I possibly pay in herpes?

    By YumYum,
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  8. Remember to always respect your Elder, Scrolls?

    By Haze,
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  9. Typewriters and seagulls are interchangeable.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  10. Everybody knows that pizza tastes better pantsless.

    By Jordan Roberts,
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  11. Maybe I had sex with you, maybe you had sex with me, but can't we both agree that you're no Ernest Borgnine?

    By Dhalgren,
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  12. When that drink tastes like basement bringing on a liver quiver, sometimes it's best to cuddle through the pain.

    By Jordan Roberts,
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  13. Hey it's a silly rule that I follow, I'm not judging you, I just don't like to wear shorts after dark.

    By Jordan Roberts,
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  14. There's a rustle in your head bro.

    By Jordan Roberts,
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  15. Ask me how I vote and I'll proudly tell you, it's Reginald I elect.

    By Jordan Roberts,
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  16. We have a helluva show for you today so you can put that in your pipe and take it to the bank while the iron's hot.

    By Jordan Roberts,   
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    • 612 views

  17. whose dick you gotta suck to get a blow job around here?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 739 views

  18. Fun Fact: “The Godfather” was originally titled “Mushmouth Bad-Butt and Sons”.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  19. "Baby you light my menorah with you labia majora."

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  20. If you kill two birds with one stone, be prepared for a pissed off flock.

    By StephenAllan,
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  21. Eat it, Sit on it, just don't smear it on your face.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  22. Coffee makes me poo-poo, dawg.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 660 views

  23. Let's start by addressing a hot button issue.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. I don't know what it is, but masseurs just rub me the wrong way.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  25. and you're sure it was Iggy Pop who sent you here? not just someone dressed up as Iggy Pop?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 583 views
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