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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hey, is this the place where you can rent a friend?. I'm asking for a friend.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  2. I am asking you to support Cheese Beefman as Chief Policeman

    By jasonadjacent,
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  3. Yes, Being blindfolded while hitting a piñata is customary. but, that ball gag Sir, is totally unnecessary

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 197 views

  4. I hate to date myself but at this point I don’t think anyone else will do it.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. I would love to but my legs don’t bend that way.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. Might as well face it. I’m addicted to milk.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. They tried to make it look like a drowning by putting the victim’s head in a bucket for an hour. But they made one mistake: they forgot to put in any water.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. Why do they only got Urinal cakes? Where’s all the urinal pies, urinal danish, urinal flan?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. Take off my panties and sing me a shanty.

    By Boob Seger,
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  10. I want a freak in the sheets and a Billy on the streets.

    By jerseypin,
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  11. You’ve been listening to Car Talk. Our Director of Probiotics is Lucy Stools.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. Sure. A bird in the hand beats two in the bush. Tell you what: Keep the bird. Gimme two hands in that bush.

    By countsacula,
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  13. If life gives you lemons, please don't have a lemon party.

    By HachiMachiTamagotchi,
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  14. Others might call you my step ladder, but to me you’ll never be anything more than my mom’s new climbing helper.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  15. I gave up counting for lent, but I'm breaking the fast with Feist.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  16. yes, mr officer. i'm a shareware sharer. it's shareware! you have to share it, sheriff!

    By voichicoski,
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  17. Is there a wocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  18. New catchpraise

    By Chandocalrissian,
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  19. Welcome to the jungle - please remove your shoes

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. Fecal treacle is some sweet ass shit!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. Well, shampoo my carpets

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. I heard that Dollie Parton has a llama named “Dollie Llama”.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. Ironically, the autopsy revealed it wasn't a stroke that killed him... it was the burning toast.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 154 views

  24. Put your butt up on my butt

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 170 views

  25. Skip intro

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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