Jump to content
đź”’ The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... Ă—

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. Sir, this is an Arby’s drive-thru, and the “fart soup,” as you call it, is au jus.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 1 reply
    • 281 views

  2. How does this work... Did I do it?

    By Wyatt Sea-Bloom,
    • 0 replies
    • 210 views

  3. I don't like the alphabet because most of the letters are not Z's

    By ComeDumplin,
    • 0 replies
    • 186 views

  4. A bird's eye view is sweet but a brown eye's view stinks.

    By ComeDumplin,
    • 0 replies
    • 180 views

  5. Two heads are better than one, except when they're on a scary monster that's chasing you

    By shartsmagoo22,
    • 0 replies
    • 172 views

  6. Easy come, easy go, but you'd better just go 'cuz I don't cum easy

    By shartsmagoo22,
    • 0 replies
    • 168 views

  7. The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but not from me. I like my wheels squeaky

    By shartsmagoo22,
    • 0 replies
    • 203 views

  8. You know what they say, "You can't win and eat pancakes at the same time!"

    By Angry Trellis,
    • 0 replies
    • 199 views

  9. If my dick were dessert, it’d be strawberry shortcake.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 179 views

  10. Waiter? Yes, I’ll have the fart soup with a side of turd, please.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 176 views

  11. On second thought, just slap my ass. My name ain’t Sally.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 203 views

  12. They say, the Caw Caw Caw took my raven away.

    By Nickname's Expert,
    • 0 replies
    • 182 views

  13. I guess we're doing this again, and by this I mean dancing to chumbawumba of course

    By LesterPipps,
    • 0 replies
    • 250 views

  14. To join this gang you have to tamper with the smoke detector in the airplane toilet

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 175 views

  15. Her stoner dad’s briefcase was locked. But the code was set to “one-twenty”. She knew what to do.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 168 views

  16. We have boots on the ground but on floors we wear slippers

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 176 views

  17. In the control tower, job performance was not even on our radar. But a lot of crashing planes were.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 197 views

  18. If you hooch my chooch, I'm GONNA have to smooch your pooch.

    By FKA GeniusDog,
    • 0 replies
    • 166 views

  19. Honk if you're horny, Weave if Sigourney!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 2 replies
    • 260 views

  20. I know Jay Leno is listening so let’s not disappoint him okay

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
    • 0 replies
    • 184 views

  21. See ya later alligator. Hopefully, next time it won’t be at one of your kids’ funerals

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
    • 0 replies
    • 179 views

  22. With friends like these I have enough people to help pull the greatest heist in the history of Santa Clarita

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
    • 0 replies
    • 186 views

  23. I'm a poor soul of the meagerest means, so keep the word "fava" away from my beans!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 161 views

  24. Kicking dicks and dicking chicks

    By crediblefarce,
    • 0 replies
    • 154 views

  25. I'm a modest man who likes his wellingtons beefed and his pelicans briefed.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 157 views
×