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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I know Jay Leno is listening so let’s not disappoint him okay

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  2. See ya later alligator. Hopefully, next time it won’t be at one of your kids’ funerals

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 179 views

  3. With friends like these I have enough people to help pull the greatest heist in the history of Santa Clarita

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 186 views

  4. I'm a poor soul of the meagerest means, so keep the word "fava" away from my beans!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Kicking dicks and dicking chicks

    By crediblefarce,
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  6. I'm a modest man who likes his wellingtons beefed and his pelicans briefed.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Honk if you're horny, Weave if Sigourney!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Donatello leads, Raphael does machines. Michelangelo is cool but rude, Leonardo is a party dude

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  9. The sick kickflip passed peacefully in it's sleep in the early morning of February 16th.

    By Football Meatlong,
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    • 200 views

  10. I’m nothing but a seaman in the Baby Gravy Navy.

    By shittydave,
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  11. It's like my grandfather Bozo always said, "Desperate mimes call for desperate gestures."

    By Football Meatlong,
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  12. My hair smells funny and I won’t tell you why

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  13. I'm not a stupid fucker, I'm a stupid fucker's son. I'm only fucking stupid cuz the fucker met me mum.

    By Football Meatlong,
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  14. Roses are red, violets are red too. Everything's red when my forehead's bleeding.

    By Schadenfreude's Dead Cat,
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  15. It’s not a shit-eating grin; I just got into the fudge pops.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. A clean butt is a sign of an empty mind.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. If mama ain’t happy, don’t look at me—I’m not the one who forgot her birthday, Dad!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 182 views

  18. The Fresh Prince has nothing on this Stale Kween!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Spiverenoeno

    By spiverenoeno,
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  20. How much phrase would a phrase catch catch if a phrase catch could catch phrase?

    By Spreadator,
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  21. I asked the indifferent masseuse for a happy ending. They responded with a shrug and tug.

    By Burritofeet,
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  22. Well toss a weiner in my beer mug and call me Frankenstein!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  23. I knew that you were coming so I baked a urinal cake, and now I’m being evicted for the smell.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. The only thing scarier than a glass rectal tube is a backup glass rectal tube.

    By zachalpastor,
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  25. When people say “it is what it is” always yell “No! You are wrong on two counts! It isn’t what it is and, also, it is what it is not!”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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