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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My dog has two front feet and, therefore, I guess, two rear hands.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. It’ll slice, it’ll dice, it’ll make your new wife’s daughter be nice. It’s been a tough year.

    By Burritofeet,
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  3. Squeaky Fromme went to prom, where she got real bored. When she did, god forbid, she ran into Gerald Ford.

    By Burritofeet,
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  4. There’s a hole in my heart that can only be filled by a board certified cardiac surgeon.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. They call me BJ Jizzy and I rock the mics mean. Some folks hate my name ‘cause they think that it’s not that kind of show.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  6. A Mustache is a face rug, where you can wipe your fingers before them entering your nose

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  7. Your outer self is a shell, your inner life is hell, climb the stairs and ring the bell, Lucifer was most beautiful before he fell.

    By SegaShines,
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  8. Mmm mmm mmm now that’s piss

    By SegaShines,
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  9. I hate to disagree with you, doctor but I have a collection of videotapes on this very subject that tell me my son is being diagnosed with DORFism

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: Stink, stank, scunt!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. Cum Mr. Tallyman, we've been fucking all night and I wanna go home.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. i time traveled here from centuries in the future, i have for your an urgent message : the vaccine works, BUT it also makes X-men, the bad FOX xmen

    By bub_berking_woopurs,
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  13. its like Dallas Buyers Club but for FELINE aids!

    By bub_berking_woopurs,
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  14. where's the beef soap? please dont tell me you dropped it

    By bub_berking_woopurs,
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  15. somebody burgled my ham, but i cant imagine who the culprit may be

    By bub_berking_woopurs,
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  16. mild monday, tepid tuesday, warming up Wednesday! Throwdown THURSDAY! FREAK THE FUCK OUT FRIDAY! PSILOCYBIN SATURDAAAAY! AAaaand church on Sunday. In Jesus' name i pray, Amen.

    By popcorn warlock,
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  17. More like Sonic the hedge fund.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  18. Slap my hammies and call me a hog. also my penis is out. I call it a hog

    By 2BigOlHogs,
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  19. ‘tis far too soon or late I fear, to now be full of Christmas cheer

    By slowestjogger,
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  20. It was 20 years ago tomorrow that I was eye fucked by Dave Navarro

    By Burritofeet,
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  21. A butt by any other name would get me sprung.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. This Muppet Milk is making me feel funny...

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. Although you can't judge a book by its cover, you CAN judge it by how it looks in a bikini.

    By Yermom Willdo,
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  24. Muppet Milk is milk from muppets

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. The Muppet Milk is on sale. it’s about to turn.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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