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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Meet my G.O.Penis," the Proud Boy whispered, as the erect insurrectionist stormed his cellmates' fleshy capitol.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. "Merciful Percival, Now I AM in a pickle!"

    By Skeevins,
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  3. "Might as well face it I'm addicted to grubs." Robin Palmer.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  4. "Mmeettaa" is when you are being VERY Meta.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  5. "Mmmm ...pie!! pie!!" : inna pattie man's head

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. "Mmmmm, Butt Stuff" with your host Dr. Chico Cave is brought to you by P-HD. P-HD! The #1 source of high definition watersports videos on the web.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. "More like A Tale That's Too Shitty", said William Makepeace Thackeray.

    By Tony Pepperoni,
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  8. "More like Bad Beth and Beyond!!!" is a fun thing to say to people named Beth that you don't like.

    By JaredHoward,
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  9. "Mr. Windows" keeps telling me that I'm being shallow. Gosh darn it! His dead body in the sewer has LONG been fallow!

    By Conor McPenis,
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  10. "Muppets Take Manhattan" was OK but I would more highly recommend "Muppets Take Heroin."

    By JordanMaywood,
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  11. "My Doctor Said My Goodness, You're Going To Die"

    By coconutphone,
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  12. "My friend's older brother lives in the gulch way up on down back around behind over across towards the mall," said my older brother's friend.

    By grandmaphiliac,   
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  13. "My mayonnaise Goddess has got the pickle shits, Daddy". This sentence has never been spoken by a human before.

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. "My name is Scottie. I am a hottie. I like you a lottie. Will you be my shawtie? Happy Valentine's Day, Engineer Cody Cody"

    By suzback,
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  15. "My name is Siri. I live on your second phone."

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. "My son's abroad." "Then Watt's up his ass?" ""EXCELSIOR!!!""

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. "Neither a borrower nor a lender be." ...really, Polonius? REALLY? You're gonna pull that shit? I need to use your stapler for ONE MINUTE.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  18. "Never mix whites with blacks" Said the racist laundry attendant.

    By Atypical,
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  19. "Never shit in your bed" is what mom had said, so I shit in hers instead.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  20. "Nevermore a paramour!" is what the troubadour had swore. But while en route to Ecuador, his broken heart did yearn once more.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  21. "Newt Gingrich"? More like, "Fart Spinach". Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By jeanlucpicard69,
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  22. "Nice beard, Watson", said Benedick Cumberbitch

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. "Nice to meet you, Machu Pichu,"; "The pleasure's all yours, Gregory of Tours."

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. "No more horse-hooves, same great taste!"

    By tinhat,
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  25. "no reason boners" slowly go from embarrassing to illegal as you age in those basketball shorts, randall

    By TylersLittleTrouserSnake,
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