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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Mean Gene Hackman was last seen hacking my Walkman, man!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 169 views

  2. I’ve never been a Japanese wrestler but I a-sumo it is great.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 187 views

  3. Forget being inside the actors studio, I'm more interested in being inside the studio's actors.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. Don King is a dom queen who loves to toot his own horn.

    By Boob Seger,
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  5. Follow your dreams, or hire a P.I. to do so and then confront your dreams and your best friend in a motel parking lot.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  6. If you put me on TikTok, I'll put you on Kick-Cock

    By Julius Caesar Potential,
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  7. Don’t be afraid, You’re already dead.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. "I guess you could say, the saint really has become the sinner," he said with the wink of his asshole and the toot of his colon.

    By Angry Trellis,
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  9. My cat wakes me up every morning and puts me down for my nap at 2pm

    By Judge Rhindstones,
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  10. She was a little long in the tooth to wear that thong with those boots.

    By Boob Seger,
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  11. I don’t want.......your fries

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 164 views

  12. Has anyone cooL ever sat in a chair backwards? Then I’ll be the first.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 150 views

  13. Welcome to Comedy Spank Bang! Oops, wrong podcast!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Chili's called, they want their baby back.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  15. I'm positively crackers for cheese!

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  16. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A mask and a flask helps me get through my day.

    By Boob Seger,
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    • 210 views

  17. Daddy, where’s the shovel?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. Put your hands up on my hips - when I skip you skip we skip

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 185 views

  19. Mary had a little lamb. His fleece was fucking dope. And everywhere that Mary went the lamb was super supportive and chill about.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 255 views

  20. I’ll never DM a Muppet ever again...

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 161 views

  21. What's going down, cold cat?

    By candyrockstar,
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  22. Prep your buns and ready your eyes. Dads and sons and apples and pies. We scream “IT’S TIME!” we’ve made it at last. You’ll never forget LEAF IN ASS!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  23. A fortunate Scorpius forages, there's no shortages of porridges or Florida oranges. Of course there's no origins of fauna or flora sins but some orcas swim with limp dorsal fins.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  24. Take the whole fam gambling, go grab your kin. Mam's rambling "go max or min!" Damn, all the bramble and gin. BAM! All the bets are in. I'm clamoring.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 229 views

  25. If you help me find my temper I promise not to kick your ass

    By Boob Seger,
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