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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If God didn't want me to masturbate, then why'd he make my hands boobs so big? Badoinky Shloink.

    By NicholasSchleder,
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    • 876 views

  2. To achieve ego death on Dagobah; Yoga say, Dalai Lama do. Tarot chi go maybe so? Squish, like crepes. Who's wet?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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    • 659 views

  3. What's up, Sweathog? Welcome to Kotter-y Back Back!

    By Joe Lerini,
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    • 734 views

  4. Sometimes the right move and the only move is a beer in the shower

    By JaJunk,
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    • 594 views

  5. I have the eyes of a viper, the legs of a chair, the ass of a donkey, and the ear of a corn, what am I? Dear God! WHAT AM I?!?

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 552 views

  6. Then you go bang bang, that's your home adress, you go bang bang, when your life's a mess, you go bang bang, it's a comedy podcast show.

    By JeroenWillemse,
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  7. Desperate times call for desperate pleasures.

    By ClarkeCameron,
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    • 801 views

  8. Scott Aukerman here with a film pitch. I don’t have characters or a storyline yet, but the title is “Olestra Anal Leakage” and I want an all-racist...

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 601 views

  9. Rap Dog Daddy presents: "Hell Tremendous" - a real lick spittle grandstand, we guarantee.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 630 views

  10. 25% off, 30% on. The rest is just creme filling.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 604 views

  11. Oh god, please stop. I don't consent to this. Why aren't you listening to me? Please.. Don't...

    By NicholasSchleder,
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    • 602 views

  12. For my money, Edward Scissorhands beats Edward Paperhands every time.

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  13. Drowning in his own affluence, Richie Rich finally came to realize the value of a dollar and the price of swimming in it.

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 621 views

  14. Some people called me the Space Cowboy, oh sure, and where are those scumfucks now?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 630 views

  15. She was young, dumb, and full of kumquat.

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 628 views

  16. All hands on dick!

    By blister hoggin,   
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    • 889 views

  17. IT'S...

    By AstronautDown,   
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    • 747 views

  18. I swore an oath to that dying rodeo clown, to avenge their death and bring to justice the Cow Patty Mafia!

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 628 views

  19. Who is this Grandmother Smith and why ARE her apples so sour?

    By FrozenTeens,
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    • 726 views

  20. If you love your freedom...

    By SteveH,
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    • 675 views

  21. Oh Marone!

    By SteveH,
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    • 710 views

  22. i'm back in the saddle again... but my horse is dead.

    By ieatpants,
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    • 623 views

  23. Spoiler Alert: No humans were hammered in the making of this podcast...

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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    • 612 views

  24. So then Jon “Bowzer” Bauman tells me "Dont bogart the Frogen Yozurt, for i am uno vato loco, pendejo!"

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 626 views

  25. "You know button, and, and, and"

    By TRb,
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    • 680 views
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