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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Choose this catchphrase because my mom has cancer. And by cancer I mean great breasts.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  2. Choose wisely when making friends, and choose friends when making wise.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  3. Choose you own adventure, but be sure and choose the one where you get to eat the curried planters wart.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Choose your favorite artisenal soap and teach me how to read

    By PlærmJapes,
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  5. Choosing Tuesdays to chew hay

    By I am banksy,
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  6. Choosy beggars choose Jiff.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Choosy mothers choose Jif. Sorry, I meant "Jeff." That's my New Zealand accent coming through. Anyway, your moms are all fucking Jeff.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  8. Chopped off at the base, they reattached the head, but the shaft they never found, and by now must be dead.

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  9. Chopped off my dick, and you're to blame. Lorena Bobbitt is your name.

    By Gimme That Gristle,
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  10. Chosen by the Memorial Walter Mitty Mascot City Ditty Committee, the new theme song for our beloved Gritty is Wood Beez by Scritti Politti, beating out finalists Fiddy, Diddy and Conway Twitty.

    By El Shawo,
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  11. Chosen People, Frozen Pizza; do I have to draw you a map?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Chris Angel is really cool once you get to know him.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. chris benoit killed himself and his family over hemorrhoid rage? mustve been some hemorrhoid !

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Chris Cornell used to be in Soundgarden but now he's in bone garden

    By Turtleshark,
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  15. Chris Gaines is simultaneously my celebrity crush and my amateur bodybuilding stage name. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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  16. Chris Gaines' alter ego will actually be paying for the festivities. That's right, it's a party on Garth.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. Chris Kattan has changed his tune and now Mango is very open to being a-toucha'd

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. Chris Pratt could eat no fat (once he was cast in Guardians).

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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  19. Chris Pratt once was fat but now he's very lean. Some people sold pics of his flabby man-tits and that was very mean.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  20. Christian hymns and jungle gyms! Now come sit on uncle Tim!

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  21. Christian Slater is Jewish and Jude Law is Christian. We're still trying to figure out Keanu Reeves.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  22. Christian Slater? I barely Christian knew her! By which I mean I bearly knew her in the Biblical sense. By which I mean we screwed on a bear skin rug.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  23. Christian Slater? I barely Christian knew her! By which I mean I bearly knew her in the Biblical sense. By which I mean we screwed on a bear skin rug.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  24. Christmas come but once a year.....April fools.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  25. Christmas come early if you time travel

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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