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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Cum what may, it is what it is, and that is is jizz.

    By PhilanthroPanther,
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  2. As a carpenter Jesus was great with his hands, but not as a lover...he got that stigmata dentata

    By Burritofeet,
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    • 252 views

  3. All I Wanted Was A Pepsi! Just One Pepsi and Miss Togar Wouldn't Give It To Me. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! I'm your host Scott Aukerman (Suicidal Thrash - Band)

    By Jordan Joestar,
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  4. She’s the best proctologist Ohio has ever seen.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. Sparrows have very little meat, which raises the question, "Why do I farm these Sparrows?"

    By Hairy_Jerry_Very_Contrary,
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  6. It's a dog eat dog food World.

    By Hairy_Jerry_Very_Contrary,
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  7. i was born near to a toxic waste drop site. so i don't put my money where my mouth is.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  8. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled puppies can I trust him to file my tax return?

    By Boob Seger,
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  9. due to tragic and unforeseen circumstances i will be retiring my Kush LitBrah, Crust Lint Balls, and Cuss Limbaugh characters. my heart goes out to my fans in mourning today

    By SauceHimboss,
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  10. Dating in a pandemic is tough. I’m up to 500 steps on my clitbit.

    By Boob Seger,
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  11. Tight on the sides, long on the top. My barber has an excellent penis.

    By Boob Seger,
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  12. My teacher refused to believe that my dog ate my pussy.

    By Boob Seger,
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  13. Watch me whip, hear her neigh neigh. I race horses.

    By Burritofeet,
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  14. If I had a nickel for every time my bank has refused to take my rolled nickels, my pockets would weigh so much I’d punch through earth’s crust and plunge into the iron/nickel core.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. Wake and Bake is what I did through college and also what my boss at the bakery shouts at me when I fall asleep on the job.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Nick knack paddy whack, give the dog a boner.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. I am a new mom but also, in a sense, I am a long-time baby.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. Why is my Internet so gull-darned slow?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Podcasts are a double-edged sword, but double-edged swords don’t cut the person wielding them, obviously, Dummy. Why would they make them double edged if they did?!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. If I had a dollar for every time I crapped my pants in public, I might break even on all these diapers.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. I built a white picket fence around my perineum. It’s a quaint taint.

    By Burritofeet,
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    • 369 views

  22. Senior moments: Not just for seniors anymore.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 208 views

  23. Why is it only Sunscreen? Why don’t they make daughterscreen?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 163 views

  24. Contrary to what the government tells you, crossbreeding with ruminants can be exhausting. Wake up, sheeple!

    By Burritofeet,
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  25. In tonight’s performance of Grease the role of Senor Chang Changity Chang she-bop will be played by Ken Jeong

    By Burritofeet,
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