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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Would you rather: start typing the greatest WYR in history, suddenly realize that you were entering it in the wrong spot, and go to Twitter to post it in the correct location OR just hit “submit topic” because fuck it all anyways?

    By Dunky Fumps,
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  2. Welcome to Monday Night Football, I'm your blood, booger and grass stained hostess.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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    • 183 views

  3. I'm cramping really badly and you cramp so well.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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    • 187 views

  4. Whop my kite and I'll soil my knickers.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  5. Most women aren’t your average woman.

    By Stinky Binky Boy,
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  6. Toilets should have holes all over them to prevent overflowing

    By allenpwilliams,
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  7. How to pick a catchphrase

    By Sean Patrick Barnett and Fux,
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  8. Starring Tom Cruise as Jeremy Guire.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  9. Dad, get the shovel.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. Don’t eat raw meat! That’s how caveman went extinct.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 181 views

  11. If you’re so mad why don’t you fart about it

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. I take my froyo, nuts smashed just like my dojo

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  13. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. And you can pick your friend's nose, when that friend is the talented Mr Potato Head.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 207 views

  14. I built a water based vehicle that runs on toxic masculinity and nostalgia. I call it a Cameron Crowe-boat.

    By Burritofeet,
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    • 268 views

  15. Listen doc, whether I'm incontinent or incompetent, I'mma drop a turd in the pant.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. I am serious - and don’t call me Shirley. Unless you call me Shirley MacLaine. I loved her in the Pajama Game.

    By Judge Rhindstones,
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  17. Don't tooty on my fruity or I'll kick you in ya booty.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 181 views

  18. Happy Father’s Day to Billy Zane who is my dad

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  19. Shut the gape! I can’t! It has my fist in it!

    By ComeInMyPoopy,
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  20. I feel bad for Brad Pitt

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  21. I ordered the soup de jour, but they brought me a “soup” Jor El

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 208 views

  22. Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of sperm emancipation.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 185 views

  23. Strawberries won’t save you now, you stupid dress

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. I wanted to get blown more so I became a breath-a-lyzer.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 184 views

  25. I gave her the shirt off my back so she showed me the back of her skirt.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 183 views
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