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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Every time a sport bar waitress goes to heaven an Angel Gets His Wings

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  2. To Bert is Ernie; to forgive is Gordon.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  3. Well slap my tricky dick and call me Nixon

    By Bartleg Sampson,
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  4. I like my comedy like I like my bang bang, frothy.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  5. Annie had tomorrow / and Fievel the night sky / when I’m alone and need some hope / I’ll eat a whole dang pie

    By slowestjogger,
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  6. I got turkey up my ass I ain't one for bluffin Though thanksgivin passed This bun's for stuffing

    By LordBabyHat,
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  7. That’s a Post and Lintel, Brick and Mortar shop selling Roasted Lentil (in a Mortar and Pestle) slop

    By LordBabyHat,
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  8. Where’s the phone number for only fans? I have a bone to pick with literally anyone.

    By Judge Rhindstones,
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  9. Keep your pants on, ladies of France.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Sergei Prokofiev. Ranch dressing. The geographic center of Nebraska. Coincidence? I think not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. I do not like spam, spam, spam, spam, green eggs and spam.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. For Cronenberg, body horror is a career. For me, it's a way of life.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Judge not lest ye be horny af

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. What’s a concert?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. I prefer concerts where the band members are sitting down while they play, thank you very much.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to phish, and he'll steal your password to blackmail you for more of those sweet sweet fish fillets.

    By Chippy Long,
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  17. You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make it put on the g-string.

    By Chippy Long,
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  18. fish are like people without lungs, arms and original sin

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
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  19. "liquor before beer," said the old wisened seer, "or beer before liquor, make up your mind quicker!"

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
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  20. These viola exercises have sculpted my cat-gut strings into cat-abs

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
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  21. Time means nothing, but the clocks keeps ticking // I'm stuck here in Kansas but my heels keep clicking

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
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  22. A cat can put kittens in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.

    By Dmitry Brant,
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  23. Booooorn to muff dive, baby

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. In a lot of ways if you think about it life is kind of like a metaphorical obstacle course.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. Have you heard the tale of the frog and the scorpion? But you're not a scorpion, Hammer, don't hurt him.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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