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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Wait so sausages aren’t just pig intestines?! What the hell?!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. Salute the flag or salute your shorts. It's always nice to have some loyalty. Unlike my listeners. Welcome to Doughboys.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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  3. Life’s a bit, and then you die

    By Mayor McCheesedick,
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  4. If You'll Be My Bodyguard, I Can Be Your Long Lost Pal, You Can Call Me Betty And Betty When You Call Me You Can Call Me Alf.

    By John Wilkes Corner Booth,
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  5. More comedy than you can shake a stick at.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. More comedy than you can shake your dick at. Believe me, I’ve tried.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. looks like papi’s getting sloppy

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. Beans, beans, the musical fruit, but if the fruits juicy, there might be some poop.

    By Judge Rhindstones,   
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  9. To err is to be human, to care is to be lube-in’.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  10. The quick young fox jumped over the Christopher Lloyd in Back to the Future

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  11. Ring a ding ding, it’s the Jeffrey Dahmer dinner bell

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  12. Every Tool's a Hammer, if you put parachute pants on it

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  13. Gorilla Glue apply directly to the forehead. Gorilla Glue apply directly to the forehead.

    By Jeremy Pigeon,
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  14. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, corn gotta pop, a cap in yo ass

    By Turtleshark,
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  15. Froggy went a courtin’ and he did ride your mom. Uh huh

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. I got a problem locating my cattle in the dark, and the only prescription is more cowbells.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Three-cheek butt got two holes. It’s simple math, Linda.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. I yabba dabba do not want my stones torn off by that mastodon, Mr. Slate!

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  19. As professor Harold Saxton Burr once said, love is a bad L-field

    By Turtleshark,
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  20. It's supposedly "paper jam" but it tastes like plain old fuser oil to me

    By Turtleshark,
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  21. I looked up "failure" in the dictionary but I couldn't find it

    By Turtleshark,
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  22. To bee or not to bee, that is the question asked by Barry B. Benson in the motion picture Bee Movie, written and produced by Jerry Seinfeld

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  23. Luckily for todays teens theres a proactive solution. Its called develope a gentler fucking personality, you pizza faced bully!

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  24. The lab results are in, and the allegations have been confirmed. Not only does subteranean rail sandwich shops una salad not contain a smidgeon of salad, its also mostley compriesed of dead fish (tho not so much as to exceed the FDA's acceptable level)

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  25. Do androids dream of teenage mutant nija turds? Or has every penny of my 7 years of community college tuition been a complete waste?

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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