Jump to content
đź”’ The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... Ă—

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines. Raphael is cool but rude, Michelangelo is a party dude

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
    • 0 replies
    • 191 views

  2. I’m slow, can we do a Cannonball Walk instead?

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
    • 0 replies
    • 180 views

  3. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, I'm Scott Aukerman. I wish I was Jason Mantzoukas. This isn't a catchphrase, I just really wish I was Jason Mantzoukas.

    By Mydumbjokes,
    • 0 replies
    • 195 views

  4. All these kittens are making me horny

    By Turtleshark,
    • 0 replies
    • 233 views

  5. Today I took two berries on the ferry but didn’t think of tincturing my sphincter.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 219 views

  6. Who’s the wiseguy with the sizable thighs that makes my heart capsize?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 195 views

  7. Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining. I know it’s raining. Just piss, please.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 2 replies
    • 305 views

  8. Find a penny, put it in your butt and all day long you’ll have good luck.

    By sourcreamdream,
    • 0 replies
    • 207 views

  9. It's CBB, the podcast that's been careening through bizarre conversations with entrepreneurs since 2009.

    By GJ The DJ,
    • 0 replies
    • 183 views

  10. Once you've figured out when to hold them, and mastered when to fold them, then all that's really left to do is scold them.

    By GJ The DJ,
    • 0 replies
    • 181 views

  11. I dreamed of a place where the beaches are sandy, the men are all ripped and the women are randy.

    By Senator McCheese,
    • 0 replies
    • 184 views

  12. Hey, Inigo Montoya called, he wants his father back

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
    • 0 replies
    • 213 views

  13. Ronald Reagan here, urging you once again to let me "baby-bird" you a California sized handful of Jelly Belly® jelly beans.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
    • 0 replies
    • 220 views

  14. You snooze, you lose. I snooze, I splooge. It’s called Nocturnal Emission Disorder.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 189 views

  15. Get what you can while the getting’s good. I just popped a blue pill and now I’ve got wood.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 179 views

  16. You can bend me, you can mend me, but first please rear-end me.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 195 views

  17. Somewhere! Over the Paywall...content is free! goddamn, why do i have to be broke and Scott so cheap!

    By Nickname's Expert,
    • 0 replies
    • 197 views

  18. Stop bragging about your “Sponge Bob no pants” painting. I get it. You painted sponge Bob with no pants and hung it in your front hallway. It’s great. Just stop talking about it.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 169 views

  19. And now it's time for a little something we call Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 174 views

  20. It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it but also it is what you do because what if you're doing it the right way but it's the wrong thing that won't work now will it? Anyway, great party huh? Oh you're leaving? Already?

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 193 views

  21. Giving birth is tedious. That's why the French call it La Bore.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 172 views

  22. Actually the full title is Who Posed, Painted and Then Framed Roger Rabbit. I know because I'm an asshole.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 174 views

  23. Crash land a plane in the Hudson? I wouldn't Sully myself.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 161 views

  24. Look buddy, there are dil-dos and dil-dont’s - and this thing: is a definite dil-don’t

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 165 views

  25. Hey Pixies, why'd you call your song "Debaser" when "Acid" is 3 letters shorter??

    By DumbHumorEnthusiast,
    • 0 replies
    • 154 views
×