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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Talk to the palm, 'cause you ain't the bomb. But hey, at least you can get on an airplane.

    By Jotchua,
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  2. What do you think happens to the cat after an hour? Is it dead or alive? The answer is neither. It’s gone. The universe erased it because...

    By RafaelRabello,
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  3. I can throw a boomerang in space and get it back, but I threw you in the trash and you're still gone.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  4. With the knees of Dostoevsky...

    By MarkDoten,
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  5. My name is Stephen Hawking, and this is my ALS ice bucket challenge:

    By RafaelRabello,
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  6. IF MUSIC BE THE FOOD OF LOVE, IS IDM POOP?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. High Powered. New Yoke. City Lawyer. Tom Sawyer's country hustle: Bumpkin Shuffle in a sunken bunk in Brussels

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  8. If I'm half a man then you're all right

    By JaJunk,
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  9. Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

    By hamburkler,
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  10. An Oikos a day keeps the Stamos away

    By hamburkler,
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  11. I've got a new Nissan Life

    By hamburkler,
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  12. Monkey see, monkey do, pancakes, tacos, monkey stew!

    By Thedge,
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  13. Is this thing on? 1 2 surreptitious turtle torture. Check 1 2 3 traveling taco truck tires. Juicy that?

    By greazey_bob,
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  14. A TRUE environmentalist uses BOTH sides of the toilet paper.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  15. You know what? Why don't you jack me ON instead buddy.

    By AdamZornChelton,
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  16. A slave is someone who knows they must obey their master, a human is someone who hasn't realized they're a slave.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Hey Listener, welcome to a new Comedy Bang Bang. Also, screw you.

    By frasierfonzie,
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  18. "You've stolen my daughter. Get prepared to be chased by a 60 year old man." Taken monologue edit #1.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  19. Woody Allen's 2006 film "Scoop" is a great comedy that was certainly ahead of its time. It is definitely worth a rental. 10/10 #underrated

    By fredsolo,
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  20. "Hide and go seek? Na, we're not doing that. I don't hide from no man." -Al Capone visits a kindygarten.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  21. I only rap on Christmas. Other topics don't interest me.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  22. Alas, there were no condoms in my drawer, nor sheets on my bed, and much less a woman to make love to.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  23. What's up Rod Aug?

    By SunHammer,
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  24. Withdraw the recommended 5 metres, then pinch the dusty vulva

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. GIVE ME MY CONNERY BACK!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 572 views
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