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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Batman shatman Superman pooperman"

    By Lou Skyrimmer,
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    • 169 views

  2. “I’m a hill of beans?! YOU’RE a hill of beans! This whole courtroom’s a hill of beans!”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 218 views

  3. Puss in boots? Don’t mind if I do!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 187 views

  4. Who washes the dog washers?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 186 views

  5. You're once, twice, three times a ladle. And I'm drowning in soup.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 182 views

  6. Who do you have to know to get a cleaned up cliche around here?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 174 views

  7. One beep means move, two beeps mean fuck you, three beeps mean we hit our gross domestic revenue

    By Angry Trellis,
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    • 221 views

  8. If the outlets a shockin’ then stick your cock in

    By Rot Cockerman,
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    • 182 views

  9. A failure of the heart is really just a failure of your private part

    By Angry Trellis,
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    • 206 views

  10. Did I love the three percent discount on my vaginal rejuvenation procedure? Absolutely. Did I love becoming the face of the "#GashSag" ad campaign? Absolutely not.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 186 views

  11. Maybe we can kind of get the ball rolling, but avoid testicular torsion.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 183 views

  12. Cancel culture's own island of misfit toys

    By Chippy Long,
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    • 165 views

  13. The podcast where the guests are made up and the conversations don't matter.

    By SoggyShorts,
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    • 158 views

  14. Type 1 Diabetes plagued the prima ballerina her entire career, but ironically, she's now has Type "2, too."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 1 reply
    • 210 views

  15. My nutsack stinks, but at least my butthole is pink!

    By mspainttrash,
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    • 202 views

  16. My arm hurts a lot, but this pie feels so good on my butt!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 227 views

  17. I'm Sorry, Sir; I didn't realize you were a pussy!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 233 views

  18. Unless you have a vagina, you ain't shit!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 229 views

  19. WHO whacked my GRANDMA!?

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 227 views

  20. It’s not always a win-win but being out fingerbanging is no sin.

    By BobOfTheWillowTree,
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    • 162 views

  21. Every generation believes they discovered "Columbo"

    By Haywood Jabroni,
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    • 198 views

  22. Good news! My dad told me he loves Gonzo. Bad News! He wasn’t talking about the muppets

    By Burritofeet,
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    • 204 views

  23. I like my music like I like my ladies: bare-naked

    By Burritofeet,
    • 0 replies
    • 198 views

  24. Do I Drink Because I Stink, or do I Stink because I Drink?

    By Tedman,
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    • 221 views

  25. A tangle in the jangle is really just an acute angle in the isosceles triangle.

    By Angry Trellis,
    • 0 replies
    • 224 views
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