New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Punch me in the butt.

   By zandy, September 19, 2014
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2. My girlfriend has a pube fetish, if you know what I mean

   By scooberote, September 25, 2014
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3. If this is what success tastes like, I want my money back.

   By AndrewMartinDodson, September 20, 2014
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4. I ate too much candy, John. And no, it wasn't cool runnings.

   By Bever Hopox, September 20, 2014
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5. I thought I was settling in to watch season 4 of One Flew Over The Cookie’s Nest….turns out I was only up shit’s creek.

   By Kevinpalooza, September 20, 2014
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6. "Winner, Winner Chicken Sinner"... wait is this not the catch phrase forum for the upcoming motion picture 'Kentucky Fried Seven: Gravy Days, Vegas N

   By DJ Drinkspecials, March 10, 2015
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7. On a scale from 1 to 10...

   By SustenanceForConsideration, September 20, 2014
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8. If you can't beat them, join them...

   By SustenanceForConsideration, September 20, 2014
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9. We all know IBC Root Beer is delicious, but this new IB-VD Cream Soda tastes horrible.

   By Kevinpalooza, September 21, 2014
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10. Some say goodbye, but I say shalom!

    By Frymanslim, September 22, 2014
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11. Hey, Siri. Siri? Wake up, Siri. Siri? Don't die on me. Don't you dare die on me, Siri...

    By Disgusting English Candy Drill, September 21, 2014
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12. hi ma - BYE MA

    By KrangkaDelic, September 22, 2014
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13. Shit 'er? I barely manure!

    By Dhalgren, September 21, 2014
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14. My only regert is

    By SustenanceForConsideration, September 22, 2014
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15. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's type two.

    By grahamparkinson, September 22, 2014
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16. Goonies never say die. I say, never wear a condom.

    By grahamparkinson, September 22, 2014
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17. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. I took the blue pill and the red pill.

    By thecricketnerd, September 22, 2014
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18. Opinions are like buttholes- I introduce mine to everyone I meet.

    By VajayjayLeno, September 22, 2014
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19. Truculence is but the crystallized soliloquy of squelched souls in suede shoes.

    By CrustyDustReceptacle, September 22, 2014
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20. Frankly, my dear I don't give a Hoover. Damnit! I was almost there!

    By Bever Hopox, September 23, 2014
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21. When taking a hot yoga class, remember to free your mind-- not your ding-a-ling.

    By jaymanthegreat, September 22, 2014
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22. Tutankhamun's curse shall haunt you all! But I use it for bubble baths.

    By jaymanthegreat, September 22, 2014
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23. They say the best things in life are free. But you can give them to Burt's Bees.

    By ian cleghorn, September 23, 2014
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24. Boom Shakkity Shock-a-Dinky!

    By MattPechiney, September 23, 2014
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25. What's up Dog Hot?

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla, September 23, 2014
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